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Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

Funny story: Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

People are eating a healthier diet these days and have reduced the use of red meats. However, it also means increasing the use of lean meats such as fish, chicken and turkey. Since the popularity of switching hamburg meat to ground turkey, more and...

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Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

Funny story: Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

The Kabul College of Medicine has just released an incredibly important discovery that may change the way that people view sex all over the world. Dr. Hakeem Keesterami authored the paper that exposes female personal hygiene habits as being the ma...

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Blair Hospitalized with Salmonella & Athletes Foot After Being Pelted with Eggs and Smelly Trainers!

Funny story: Blair Hospitalized with Salmonella & Athletes Foot After Being Pelted with Eggs and Smelly Trainers!

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair was described as "out of danger" but "still shitting his pants" after a book signing in Dublin got ugly and he was pelted with salmonella tainted eggs imported from the colonies and more than a few trainers infected...

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FDA Finds Rodents, Eggs Buried In Chickenshit On Egg Farm!

Funny story: FDA Finds Rodents, Eggs Buried In Chickenshit On Egg Farm!

Thomas Dewey of the FDA says that a surprise visit by his team found two egg farms in horrible shape. "No wonder there is salmonella! Some of the cages were full of crap, a dead chicken here and there, big rats staring at you from their hideaways,...

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Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Funny story: Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Detectives from The FBI, FDA and The KFC made a major announcement this evening concerning the origin of the bacterial infection that caused a major recall of eggs throughout the country. According to the head of the American KFC, Henley Crackpot...

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Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Funny story: Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Health Inspectors in Austin, Texas have ordered a recall of all products ever shipped from a now-closed a US Peanut plant in Plainview amid a nationwide salmonella outbreak. The order came Thursday evening from the Department of State Health Servi...

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Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

Funny story: Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...

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Quick-Barf Quick Start Program - New from NutriPuke

Funny story: Quick-Barf Quick Start Program - New from NutriPuke

Weight management leader NutriPuke, Inc. has announced it has purchased salmonella tainted peanut butter based products for use in its new Quick-Barf Quick-Start Weight Loss Program. Company spokesman Ron Faster said users simply need to consume...

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Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Funny story: Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Peanutville, Ga/ Peanut News Bulletin - When it rains it pours, and lately Jimmy Carter can't seem to build a roof that won't leak to put over his head to keep from getting soaked in continued Media Storms! First it was noted that a "go fast" 17...

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Tainted TheSpoof.com Story Toll Now 552

Funny story: Tainted TheSpoof.com Story Toll Now 552

FRIDAY, June 20 (HealthDay News) -- The victim count in the tainted TheSpoof.com outbreak leaped to 552 Friday even as U.S health officials announced that the salmonella contaminant did indeed come from a computer in Florida or New Mexico.

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Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Funny story: Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Washington DC: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced today that Salmonella bacteria have been found in rolls of toilet paper. This finding was withheld from the general public for five days pending verification that it is the same strai...

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Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

Funny story: Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

BIRMINGHAM - Whilst the country stuff themselves full to bursting point with dodgy high priced Weight Watcher and Slim-Fast products, the Birmingham manufacturer of top quality chocolate has revealed in a press conference that they deliberately made...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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