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Funny story: Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Health Inspectors in Austin, Texas have ordered a recall of all products ever shipped from a now-closed a US Peanut plant in Plainview amid a nationwide salmonella outbreak. The order came Thursday evening from the Department of State Health Servi...
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Funny story: Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...
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Funny story: Quick-Barf Quick Start Program - New from NutriPuke

Quick-Barf Quick Start Program - New from NutriPuke

Weight management leader NutriPuke, Inc. has announced it has purchased salmonella tainted peanut butter based products for use in its new Quick-Barf Quick-Start Weight Loss Program. Company spokesman Ron Faster said users simply need to consume...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Jimmy Carter In Deep Doo Doo Again: May be Linked to Bad Peanut Butter

Peanutville, Ga/ Peanut News Bulletin - When it rains it pours, and lately Jimmy Carter can't seem to build a roof that won't leak to put over his head to keep from getting soaked in continued Media Storms! First it was noted that a "go fast" 17...
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Funny story: Tainted TheSpoof.com Story Toll Now 552

Tainted TheSpoof.com Story Toll Now 552

FRIDAY, June 20 (HealthDay News) -- The victim count in the tainted TheSpoof.com outbreak leaped to 552 Friday even as U.S health officials announced that the salmonella contaminant did indeed come from a computer in Florida or New Mexico.
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Funny story: Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Washington DC: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced today that Salmonella bacteria have been found in rolls of toilet paper. This finding was withheld from the general public for five days pending verification that it is the same strai...
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Funny story: Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

BIRMINGHAM - Whilst the country stuff themselves full to bursting point with dodgy high priced Weight Watcher and Slim-Fast products, the Birmingham manufacturer of top quality chocolate has revealed in a press conference that they deliberately made...
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