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Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

Funny story: Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

After all of the slight altercations in front of US Embassies diplomatically placed in many Arabian countries and a target for much unrest (to put it mildly) the UK have decided to take the wind out of the sails of many protestors by announcing that...

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Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Funny story: Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Speaking through a medium 'Mr. Men' creator Roger Hargreaves said that his 1988 book 'Mr. Islamist' would not be published today. At the time of it's first printing the book which deals with a radical Islamist drew harsh criticism from around the...

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Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

Funny story: Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...

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Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Funny story: Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Literary heavy-weight Salman Rushdie has found a novel way of fighting the Credit Crunch, following the launch of his own name brand of Mushy Peas. The food, well loved by northerner's are another string to the bow of the Midnight's Children autho...

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Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Following today's twenty minute Speech from Osama Bin Laden's deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, in which he directly threatened Tony Blair, Queen Elizabeth II and the British people over the knighthood of Salman Rushdie, an unlikely hero has come to...

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Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

Funny story: Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

London - (Rioters): Salman Rushdie's fourth wife Padma Lakshmi is divorcing him after the furor his recent knighthood caused in Asian countries across the world where he is seen as a Mossad spy sucking off Nazi squatters in Buckingham Palace.

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Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

Funny story: Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

The controversial knighting of author Salman Rushdie in the Queen's Birthday Honours List has been revealed as a plot by MI5 to end the drain on public funds of protecting him.

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Queen Elizabeth slammed as 'old crone' as Rushdie furor spreads

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth slammed as 'old crone' as Rushdie furor spreads

London - (Ass Mess): The Foreign Office has received an unprecedented stream of complaints from Islamic countries criticising the 'old crone' Queen Elizabeth for knighting Mossad double agent Salman Rushdie for his contributions to fomenting...

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Lord Ahmed Offers To Knight Rushdie Himself

Funny story: Lord Ahmed Offers To Knight Rushdie Himself

Britain's fist Muslim peer, Labour's Lord Ahmed, has today offered to knight Salman Rushdie at Buckingham Palace himself.

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White House Press Corpse Evacuated

Funny story: White House Press Corpse Evacuated

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House shock-jock Tony Snow was evacuated today after the CIA reported that sniffer dogs had detected a strange aroma about him, worse than the usual whiff of formaldehyde and strychnine that habitually serves as his...

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Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Funny story: Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Karachi, Pakistan - (Ass Mess): Millions of people took to the streets of Karachi and Islamabad in Pakistan to protest about Mossad/KGB double agent Salman Rushdie being given a knighthood gong in the Puppet Monarchy's official birthday honors.

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Tehran says Salman Rushdie got knighthood gong for services to Mossad

Funny story: Tehran says Salman Rushdie got knighthood gong for services to Mossad

Tehran, Iran - (As Mess): Exterior Ministry officials in Iran have laughed off the knighthood awarded to Satanic Curses author Salman Rushdie as a typical knee-jerk gong award for services to Mossad.

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Rushdie Honoured

Bombay born author Salman Rushdie has been honoured with a Sainthood in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.

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Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

Funny story: Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

London - (Ass Mess): That old plagiarising wannabe writer Salman Rushdie has been knighted in the Puppet Monarchy's Birthday honors for services to racial hatred and stirring up fundamentalism.

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