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Funny story: Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Salman Rushdie's Mushy Peas

Literary heavy-weight Salman Rushdie has found a novel way of fighting the Credit Crunch, following the launch of his own name brand of Mushy Peas. The food, well loved by northerner's are another string to the bow of the Midnight's Children autho...
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Funny story: Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Following today's twenty minute Speech from Osama Bin Laden's deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, in which he directly threatened Tony Blair, Queen Elizabeth II and the British people over the knighthood of Salman Rushdie, an unlikely hero has come to...
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Funny story: Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

London - (Rioters): Salman Rushdie's fourth wife Padma Lakshmi is divorcing him after the furor his recent knighthood caused in Asian countries across the world where he is seen as a Mossad spy sucking off Nazi squatters in Buckingham Palace.
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Funny story: Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

The controversial knighting of author Salman Rushdie in the Queen's Birthday Honours List has been revealed as a plot by MI5 to end the drain on public funds of protecting him.
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth slammed as 'old crone' as Rushdie furor spreads

Queen Elizabeth slammed as 'old crone' as Rushdie furor spreads

London - (Ass Mess): The Foreign Office has received an unprecedented stream of complaints from Islamic countries criticising the 'old crone' Queen Elizabeth for knighting Mossad double agent Salman Rushdie for his contributions to fomenting...
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Funny story: Lord Ahmed Offers To Knight Rushdie Himself

Lord Ahmed Offers To Knight Rushdie Himself

Britain's fist Muslim peer, Labour's Lord Ahmed, has today offered to knight Salman Rushdie at Buckingham Palace himself.
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Funny story: White House Press Corpse Evacuated

White House Press Corpse Evacuated

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House shock-jock Tony Snow was evacuated today after the CIA reported that sniffer dogs had detected a strange aroma about him, worse than the usual whiff of formaldehyde and strychnine that habitually serves as his...
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Funny story: Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Karachi, Pakistan - (Ass Mess): Millions of people took to the streets of Karachi and Islamabad in Pakistan to protest about Mossad/KGB double agent Salman Rushdie being given a knighthood gong in the Puppet Monarchy's official birthday honors.
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Funny story: Tehran says Salman Rushdie got knighthood gong for services to Mossad

Tehran says Salman Rushdie got knighthood gong for services to Mossad

Tehran, Iran - (As Mess): Exterior Ministry officials in Iran have laughed off the knighthood awarded to Satanic Curses author Salman Rushdie as a typical knee-jerk gong award for services to Mossad.
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Funny story: Rushdie Honoured

Rushdie Honoured

Bombay born author Salman Rushdie has been honoured with a Sainthood in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.
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Funny story: Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

London - (Ass Mess): That old plagiarising wannabe writer Salman Rushdie has been knighted in the Puppet Monarchy's Birthday honors for services to racial hatred and stirring up fundamentalism.
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