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Funny story:  Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Athens = In a surprise move Greek officials today announced they are claiming a patent on Greek salads. They will demand royalties be paid on every Greek salad made by every restaurant in the world, beginning immediately and retroactive to 1950.
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Funny story:  FDA Re-Classifies Caesar Salad as Health Food

FDA Re-Classifies Caesar Salad as Health Food

To the surprise of many nutritionists and health experts, the Food and Drug Administration has announced a revision to its "Good for You" food list, which will now include the long-time pseudo-healthy menu choice known as the Caesar Salad. A tradi...
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Funny story:  Hold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket

Hold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket

Pyongyang - Daft pot-bellied North Korean food-freak Kim Jong-un has blamed 'the wrong kind of leaf' for last week's disastrous space launch it was reported today. Friday's flaccid rocket fiasco may have failed to hit the high spot because technic...
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Funny story:  Paula Deen caught noshing fruit salad in Giada de Laurentiis' kitchen

Paula Deen caught noshing fruit salad in Giada de Laurentiis' kitchen

Paula Deen is a champion for Southern-style comfort food like grandma would have made back in the 1940's, back when people didn't know anything about nutrition and cigarettes were widely believed to cure sore throats and asthma. Now Deen, the Food...
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Funny story:  Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever. Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - residents exporting cucumbers etc. are making a fortune

Isle of Wight News - residents exporting cucumbers etc. are making a fortune

Residents of the Isle of Wight are 'raking it in' exporting cucumbers, tomatoes and lettuce to all parts of the world. This small island, ignored by many, is now on the lips of millions of people worldwide as they begin to eat salad items again wi...
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Funny story:  New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

Formerly famous for their lightly Cajun spiced vinaigrette salad dressing, "French Quarter Foods" has decided to close its doors of operation after 25 years of producing quality Cajun sauces. Overwhelmed with calls from customers who were concer...
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Funny story:  Prison inmate cuts off penis and tosses it into tuna salad

Prison inmate cuts off penis and tosses it into tuna salad

Seattle, Washington - Clifford Fillmore, tired of the shower room tauntings, decided to take matters into his own hands, literally. During group shower time in front of a bunch of horrified inmates, he sliced off his own penis. Paramedics where call...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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