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Funny story: Popeye The Sailorman Admits Using G.M. Spinach to Build Muscle

Popeye The Sailorman Admits Using G.M. Spinach to Build Muscle

In a surprising revelation to Piers Morgan on his Detroit radio station, Popeye told Piers that he had used illegal spinach in his cartoon shows. Recent research by the Department of Vegetables has shown that a can of spinach has the nutritional...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IV; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IV; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Inspector Stanley Livingstone-Stanley and I sat silently, as we lurched along through the winter evening streets of London. We were sitting in a two-horse brougham opposite a Bolivian admiral who was on his way to the Annual Convention of Not Quite Correct Things, which is an event hosted by Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers, and is a veritable Mecca to those with a penchant for the re...
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Funny story: Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

A bunch of drunken Australian sailors have been condemned for doing what every other male Aussie traditionally does, getting thoroughly pissed. In Australia the male drink culture is renowned and the sailors who were already "piss-artists" before...
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Funny story: Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

PAPUA, New Guinea -- A totally spent man who survived a 40-day ordeal arrived safely in Honiara yesterday, said authorities. Peter Chisolm, a retired naval officer from East New Britain, was lost for nearly six weeks before being found by villager...
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Funny story: Iran release British sailors

Iran release British sailors

In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird-beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast...
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Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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