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BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Cardinal Baloney Opposes Relief From Torturous Pain

Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Opposes Relief From Torturous Pain

In a recent Times, there is a front-page story entitled, "Murder Or Mercy?" It is, in part, a story of an ailing World War II veteran who commits suicide. Before his death the 88-year-old man told his son, because of his terminal illness, that...

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Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Aged couple's secret of a happy marriage: transvestism?

FREE LOVE, NEB - After 65 years of marriage, Mel and Joey Schwanke had seen it all - or all they wanted to see - when it came to their bodies. "The thrill was definitely gone," Mel said. "You can say that again," his wife declared. "The thrill was...

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Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Sparks and Mensa, the High Street store that the intelligentsia know and love has announced lower pre-tax profits than at this point last year. "Our pre-tax profits are down by just over ten percent," said accountant, Ben Counter, who has shown be...

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S & M toys are now more popular than dildos amongst females!

Funny story: S & M toys are now more popular than dildos amongst females!

The times they are a changing especially amongst the female fraternity because now it seems that S & M toys are even more popular than dildos, vibrators and other ancient titilators! The modern woman is buying whips, butt plugs, handcuffs, lea...

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M&S staff obviously enjoy a bit of S&M too according to their naked calendar!

M&S female staff ( for our American and international readers; M&S is Marks & Spencers) who have posed naked for a calendar have certainly proven that they are also quite fond of a bit of S&M (for our American and international reader...

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DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

Funny story: DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...

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Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Funny story: Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Humans are not the only animals to grimace when they are in pain, scientists have found. Mice show their discomfort in much the same way. Studies show that the facial expressions of mice can indicate responses to pain we cannot see, so twisted res...

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S & M: GOP Wet Dream

Sarah (Palin) and Michele (Bachmann) came to Minnesota this past week and according to the latest public opinion poll, they are a GOP wet dream. S & M took the crowd by storm. In what one reporter described as a combination of Joan of Arc, El...

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Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Funny story: Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Lee Mill, Devon - (Sieg Heil!): So far there have been no reports of Max Mosley in the vicinity! But a police raid on a harmless-looking Devon semi today revealed an astonishiong array of be-swastika'd sex aids that would have made the notorious...

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Beware Of String And Ropes

Funny story: Beware Of String And Ropes

The Health and Safety Executive, together with the World Masturbation Council today called for stricter controls and clearer printed warnings on all string and rope products following the accidental death of Kung Fu actor David Carradine, who popped...

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Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Funny story: Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Shockingly Buckingham Palace has just revealed that not only Prince Harry enjoys a bit of Nazi, Sado & Maso-ing, also the Queen, Prince Philip and that expert equestrian Princess Anne regular exchange whippings, tortures and bare back horsey ridi...

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Don't Go Near Dangerous Dominiqua, Blackburn Blokes Warned

Funny story: Don't Go Near Dangerous Dominiqua, Blackburn Blokes Warned

The Lord Mayor of Blackburn, Lancs, today issued a public statement advising the male of the species to 'avoid at all costs' a female Blackburn resident known only as Dominiqua. "Don't go to this woman's gaff, and under no circumstances allow her...

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Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Funny story: Masochists4McCain Take Pains for Repub Candie!

Interest groups, cults, sensitivity sessions and support systems have been joining the Presidential campaign in droves. Hawaiians, Indonesians and Africans have all flocked to the Obama fold in an ethnic entourage. But one group has driven itself bey...

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Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Funny story: Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...

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Masochists going soft

Funny story: Masochists going soft

With lined handcuffs such as these now available at various Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism retail outlets, it is clear that a new generation of very soft masochists are coming of age.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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