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Funny story:  Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

D.C.- President Obama yesterday confirmed that a selection of cuddly toys will be deployed in Afghanistan from next week as the U.S. attempts to limit drone strikes which have claimed an unacceptably high level of civilian casualties. "We thought th...
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Funny story:  Gummy Bear Sales Skyrocket Thanks To American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr.

Gummy Bear Sales Skyrocket Thanks To American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr.

LOS ANGELES - The executives at Haribo cannot believe the sudden surge in sales of Gummy Bears. The small fruit gum candy got a huge boost when American Idol judge Keith Urban gave Harry Connick, Jr. a huge blue Gummy Bear during the live results...
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Funny story:  American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Well finally two of the remaining 9 American Idol contestants stepped it up and showed that they are the ones to be reckoned with. Caleb Johnson the resident rock and roller from North Carolina got the audience on their feet with a fab...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - J.Lo showed that she still has the moves and can get down with the younger girls, but a lot of her fans were a bit disappointed in the American Idol judge. Lopez sang her latest single "I Luh Ya Papi" on the show but as pretty much any...
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Funny story:  CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.
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Funny story:  American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

HOLLYWOOD - The three American Idol judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr., all stated at the start of the elimination show that they are getting harsher with their critiques because the producers have told them they have to in o...
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Funny story:  American Idol - Rock & Roller Caleb Johnson Is The Early Odds On Favorite

American Idol - Rock & Roller Caleb Johnson Is The Early Odds On Favorite

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Top 12 contestants on American Idol are not causing the fan frenzy that past Top 12 contestants from previous years have. The judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr., are getting a little more harsher in...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the halls of American Idol is that J.Lo's boy toy Casper Smart is extremely jealous of the close friendship that Jennifer has developed with fellow judge Harry Connick, Jr. Smart has told J.Lo that he does not apprec...
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Funny story:  American Idol Sends The Season's First Singer Packing

American Idol Sends The Season's First Singer Packing

HOLLYWOOD - Well Mariah Carey is gone from American Idol and so is Nicki "The Clown" Minaj and Randy "The Dawg" Jackson sort of. Jackson has moved up from being an American Idol judge to being an American Idol mentor, which means that what he does...
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Funny story:  Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Now that American Idol has returned to its live telecasts, Julianne Hough has said that she really and truly misses her ex-boyfriend and the host of American Idol Ryan Seacrest. The 25-year-old dancer said that she tried to get back...
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Funny story:  American Idol Is Back With The Erotically Sexy Jennifer Lopez And Two Good Old Boys - Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr.

American Idol Is Back With The Erotically Sexy Jennifer Lopez And Two Good Old Boys - Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr.

AUSTIN - The mama of all television singing competition shows American Idol is back and critics say it will be better than ever. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said that Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is much more relaxed and is interacting more with...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she owes a lot to her BFF Selena Gomez who was there for her the three months she spent in a rehab clinic. Demi and Selena both share a love for carne guisada and bean breakfast tacos, chicken flautas, and fajit...
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Funny story:  Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...
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Funny story:  Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...
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Funny story:  Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas. The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...
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