The contract for building another runway in London has been won by budget airline Queasy Jet. They have decided that Altrincham, some two hundred miles away near Manchester, is the perfect location.
"On the scale of things," said Queasy Jet chairm...
A massive swathe of London is to be converted into one huge airport with seven hundred runways after an argument between Boris Johnson and Patrick McLoughlin escalated. Please note, that Patrick has no relation to Colleen Rooney nee McLoughlin. This...
The small Surrey town of Dorking is to get London's fifth international airport.
Although officially part of Gatwick, the Dorking airport will have all its own facilities, including duty free and a Tie Rack.
"This extension to Gatwick will crea...
In a brave move to "get Britain moving", the Department for Transport has announced a dramatic plan for both the London Underground and Heathrow Airport.
The Minister for Transport, Con Seezontiquet, announced that work starts immediately on exten...
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