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Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was shocked to hear that there was a rumor of a new sex tape of her floating about. The 46-year-old Anderson said that just because she has made some steamy sex vid...

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The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

Funny story: The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Left Coast rumor mills have been working 24/7 churning out tidbits regarding the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon marriage. Some of the RM's are saying that the picnic is over. Others state that Nick The Stick, who is 33, is gettin...

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McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

Funny story: McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...

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Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Funny story: Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.

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Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to...

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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Donald Trump: The Rumor That Omarosa Is Having My Baby Is Positively False

Funny story: Donald Trump: The Rumor That Omarosa Is Having My Baby Is Positively False

NEW YORK CITY - The billionaire with the Hairdo From Hell is fit to be tied and foaming at the mouth at the latest rumor to come out of the Right Coast rumor mills. The word on the streets of the Big Apple is that Donnie "The Mad Birther" Trump ha...

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Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

Funny story: Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...

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Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Faith Hill who is getting divorced from fellow country music artist Tim McGraw was strolling down Castro Street when she was approached by a news reporter. The reporter identified herself as Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magaz...

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Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

MARINA DEL REY - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev recently stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she wanted to put to rest the recent rumor that she and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. Dobrev smiled and said that nothin...

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Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor. An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason w...

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Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Funny story: Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...

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Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...

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John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

Funny story: John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

WEST HOLLYWOOD - John Travolta says that he can take a lot, but it has now gotten to the point of being too much of a lot. He recently spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and told her that the rumor mills have now...

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Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

Funny story: Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...

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Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Funny story: Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h...

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Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens was getting her hair done at the Hair of Haven Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive while chatting with the salon's owner and hairdresser to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who knows a lot about a lot of Hollywood's biggest cele...

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Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

Funny story: Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have definitely been working overtime in the Will Smith-Jada Pinkett Smith marital situation. Some entertainment news agencies have the couple divorcing, some have them merely separating, and some have Will...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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