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Funny story:  The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Left Coast rumor mills have been working 24/7 churning out tidbits regarding the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon marriage. Some of the RM's are saying that the picnic is over. Others state that Nick The Stick, who is 33, is gettin...
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Funny story:  McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...
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Funny story:  Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump: The Rumor That Omarosa Is Having My Baby Is Positively False

Donald Trump: The Rumor That Omarosa Is Having My Baby Is Positively False

NEW YORK CITY - The billionaire with the Hairdo From Hell is fit to be tied and foaming at the mouth at the latest rumor to come out of the Right Coast rumor mills. The word on the streets of the Big Apple is that Donnie "The Mad Birther" Trump ha...
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Funny story:  Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...
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Funny story:  Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Faith Hill who is getting divorced from fellow country music artist Tim McGraw was strolling down Castro Street when she was approached by a news reporter. The reporter identified herself as Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magaz...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

MARINA DEL REY - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev recently stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she wanted to put to rest the recent rumor that she and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. Dobrev smiled and said that nothin...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor. An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason w...
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Funny story:  Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...
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Funny story:  Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...
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Funny story:  John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

WEST HOLLYWOOD - John Travolta says that he can take a lot, but it has now gotten to the point of being too much of a lot. He recently spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and told her that the rumor mills have now...
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Funny story:  Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...
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Funny story:  Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens was getting her hair done at the Hair of Haven Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive while chatting with the salon's owner and hairdresser to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who knows a lot about a lot of Hollywood's biggest cele...
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Funny story:  Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have definitely been working overtime in the Will Smith-Jada Pinkett Smith marital situation. Some entertainment news agencies have the couple divorcing, some have them merely separating, and some have Will...
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Funny story:  Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

POMONA - Will Smith was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Pomona reading a copy of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle when he was approached by a reporter. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors asked Smith if she could speak with him for a few m...
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