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Funny story: Jacko's cheeky staff get a £15,000 refund for an old rug

Jacko's cheeky staff get a £15,000 refund for an old rug

Staff for Michael Jackson, king of plop, cheekily took a three year old rug of his back to a shop yesterday and got a full refund... of fifteenfuckingthousand pounds sterling!!! Sterling work if you can get it. Wacko Jacko, who you may recall is n...
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Funny story: Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Increasing numbers of Britain's students are using hand-made drugs to boost their academic performance. Typically, students facing exams wrap a cosy rug around themselves whilst complaining that the exam hall is too cold. This procedure enables s...
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Funny story: Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Insect research at Denver University has determined that a common saying is incorrect and that there is no such thing as being "as snug as a bug in a rug." The phrase, which is generally taken to mean tucked in tight and toasty warm is not true, acc...
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Funny story: Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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