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Funny story: Fury over Angela Merkel's Nazi shag piles

Fury over Angela Merkel's Nazi shag piles

Berlin - A huge row has blown up over German Chancellor Angela Merkel's soft furnishings after some crappy old rugs with long, rough piles gracing her Bundeskanzleramtshaggensquat orifice turned out to be Nazi memorabilia. Curators at the EU's Mus...
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Funny story: Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Increasing numbers of Britain's students are using hand-made drugs to boost their academic performance. Typically, students facing exams wrap a cosy rug around themselves whilst complaining that the exam hall is too cold. This procedure enables s...
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Funny story: Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Insect research at Denver University has determined that a common saying is incorrect and that there is no such thing as being "as snug as a bug in a rug." The phrase, which is generally taken to mean tucked in tight and toasty warm is not true, acc...
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Funny story: Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
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