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Funny story: Queen's Sympathy For Irish People

Queen's Sympathy For Irish People

The Queen expressed deep sympathy for the Irish people in her state banquet speech at Dublin Castle last night. The monarch was full of emotion as she spoke of her sorrow : I deeply sympathise with the Irish people in having to wear green everything - green ties, green jackets, even green underpants - it really is one of the most tiresome shades for one to have as one's national colour. A...
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Funny story: Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Dublin - Old HM Saggy-Boobs - as her hosts called her at Dublin Castle tonight - is in need of a major uplift. And hydraulically-engineered hoists should be built into her droopy 40GG-cup bra 'to stop the boobs dangling below elbow height'. "To...
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Funny story: Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): As a major arselicking favor to the Bush Administration the minions in charge of the Buckingham Palace website have deleted all photographs of Bill and Hillary Clinton's official visits to the UK during the time of...
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