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Funny story: Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

ROSWELL, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ordered the Arizona Air National Guard to fire two volleys of six Sidewinder missiles at Austrian balloonist Felix Baumgartner's fiberglass capsule as it ascended to 23 miles over the New Mexi...
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Funny story: Alien remains found on Queen's Sandringham estate

Alien remains found on Queen's Sandringham estate

Norfolk - A Roswell-style security blackout is in force following the grim discovery under some 'Bushes' on the Norfolk estate. Police cordoned off a section of woodland at Anmer amid reports an 'alien stowaway' had been dumped from a low-flying c...
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Funny story: Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

A Pentagon whistle-blower has revealed that the government are planning to clone alien life forms, using DNA samples from three dead aliens recovered from Roswell in 1946 and cryogenically preserved for decades. The whistle-blower explained that c...
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Funny story: T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker the Worlds Greatest Hacker, has hacked into top secret Government files, about the Roswell incident, the flying saucer crash that happened near Roswell New Mexico in July 1947. The newspaper The Roswell Daily Record, even had the sto...
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Funny story: Roswell UFO Incident Finally Cleared Up!

Roswell UFO Incident Finally Cleared Up!

What really happened in 1947 when a UFO was supposed to have landed in New Mexico and the remains of an alien were discovered, have been the speculation of writers and UFO enthusiasts for over 60 years. The United States military still says that n...
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Funny story: Swine Flu, Experiments Linked To Roswell

Swine Flu, Experiments Linked To Roswell

Are thousands of people with the swine flu being held in Roswell, New Mexico, many are wanting to know? Although they deny it, just as they did in the 1940's, the Obama administration is denying anything mysterious is going on in Roswell. But seve...
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Funny story: Another Flying Saucer Crashes In Roswell, New Mexico

Another Flying Saucer Crashes In Roswell, New Mexico

DATELINE:ROSWELL-- Another UFO crashed into the desert, about 20 miles outside town today. It was the tenth crash this year and the 3,000 since 1947. There were no survivors and the three occupants were flown directly to Area 51 in Nevada. Roswel...
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Funny story: Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists are believed to be behind the manufacture of the H1N1 porcine norovirus in a crude attempt to curb illegal Mexican immigrants sponging off the US taxpayer. The Roswell bio weapon ex...
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Funny story: Russians fear Tunguska UFO explosion centenary reprisals

Russians fear Tunguska UFO explosion centenary reprisals

London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Up to six hundred and sixty-six Russian covert intelligence officers may be hiding behind the facade of a UK anonymous top secret safehouse located at No 10 Connaught Square, London W2, global HQ of the Blair Mindcra...
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Funny story: UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

Roswell - As literally thousands of journalist, networks and on-lookers gathered at the now publicly open Area 51, eagerly anticipating the next, and most significant press conference in these chain of events, the mood was at a fever pitch. It was announced last week that the press conference would include the appearance of one of the extra terrestrials for a full question and answer period.
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Funny story: Roswell Documents Stun

Roswell Documents Stun

Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
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Funny story: Bush Calls for Release of Roswell Documents

Bush Calls for Release of Roswell Documents

Washington - In a move that shocked the current administration, President Bush ordered the immediate release of previously highly classified documents pertaining to the much speculated "alien crash" in Roswell, NM in 1947.
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Funny story: Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.
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Funny story: Moon Crashes into New Mexico Mountain

Moon Crashes into New Mexico Mountain

After years of drawing in a string of UFO enthusiasts New Mexico now has something new to see; the moon. Scientists can only speculate why the moon fell from orbit late last Saturday. "We now have both a UFO and an IFO (Identified Falling Objec...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...
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Funny story: Bush: "The UFO's are ours. There are no aliens."

Bush: "The UFO's are ours. There are no aliens."

In one fell swoop President Bush broke the hearts, minds and spirits of UFO enthusiasts everywhere when he publicly debunked and denounced the existence of Roswell, Zeta Reticular, crop circles, Harry Truman, Area 51, blue spinning cigar shaped gl...
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Funny story: Jerry Springer kills the Roswell Aliens

Jerry Springer kills the Roswell Aliens

We shall never know all the sinister details of the 'Roswell Aliens Cover-up'. One irrefutable fact, however, is that the surviving aliens went to live in England until March 2002 when they were 'killed' by none other than the celebrated Jerry Spri...
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