The once famed Brazilian football drinking legend has confirmed in the press that he wishes to pursue his new career move to Manchester City.
Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing transvestite prostitute deviants, some sources claim.
In what has been touted as a 'classic' Super Classico, neither Barcelona or Real Madrid have managed to actually win.
Barcelona were knocked out of the Champions League today by beating Liverpool at home 0-1. Barcelona's Ronaldinho was heartbroken after winning the game, having to head back to Spain where only his millions of dollars, beautiful women, endorsemen...
Barcelona, 'the best team in the world', have been shown to be utter crap. So confident were the hosts Liverpool of their progression in the Champions League, they spent an entire game just trying to get the ball to hit the post, or as near...
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