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Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...
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Funny story: "The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

"The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

Hollywood Freemasons in a bid to spruce up their new image ... "we are not a secret society but a society with secrets"... and to mark their coming out of hiding after five centuries of back-room shenanigans, have financed and written a movie called "The Enlightenment". Despite psychotic editing and direction, loony tunes story line, atrocious acting, idiot dialogue and extravagantly corny s...
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Funny story: Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...
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Funny story: Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Rome: Emperor Obamicus has ruled the empire for almost four years, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoulders. Senator Obamicus bested Senators Clintonia and McCainius, to replace the aging Emperor Bushitis. The new emperor promis...
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Funny story: Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

A stash of letters found at Hadrian's Wall is to be delivered - almost 2,000 years late! Historians found the letters buried under a fortified section of the wall in Northumberland. "The legionnaires' chief concerns seem to have been the cold a...
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Funny story: Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

The city of Rome is braced for a major earthquake said to have been prophecized by Keith Chegwin back in 1979. In a special edition of Cheggers Goes Pop the chubby scouser is heard muttering off camera "Rome will be destroyed on the 11th May 2011...
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Funny story: Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...
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Funny story: Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...
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Funny story: Travel Guide: Rome

Travel Guide: Rome

All roads lead to Rome they say. And when the Romans ruled the world, this was possibly true, these days however, all roads in Rome lead to catastrophe. To the newly arrived visitor at Termini station there are only two pieces advice that need to be heeded: 1. Do not use the underground; it is inhabited by nefarious characters who will rob you blind. 2. Do not cross any roads. The rules...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

La Bella Roma, The Eternal City, The Colosseum. That 2000 year old Roman amphitheatre, model for every modern stadium we see today. And The Bonkettes. In the most amazing concert ever witnessed, the lights went down, and then from beneath the aren...
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Funny story: Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

After months of behind-the-scenes negotiation, Congressman Bacchus (I-Rome) unveiled a massive health care bill. The CBO reports that the bill could cost the government almost 50,000 denarii, although Bacchus himself puts the estimate at closer to 60...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson thought to have passed away following Manchester United's defeat

Sir Alex Ferguson thought to have passed away following Manchester United's defeat

Paramedics, doctors and other medical experts were rushed into the football stadium in Rome straight after the final whistle to attend to what they thought was an extremely ill Sir Alex Ferguson following Manchester United's defeat at the feet of Bar...
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Funny story: Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Drunken daft bastard Nobby Cartwright, a Manchester United fan will have a great deal to live down ahead of the Champions League Final here in Rome today after queueing up for tickets outside 2000 year old amphitheatre, the Colosseum. "We tried to...
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Funny story: United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

Manchester United supporters revealed this evening that they would perform their controversial new 'Ferry Cross The Irwell' anthem at the Champions League Final against Barcelona in the Estadio Olimpico in Rome. Liverpool supporters are up in arms...
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Funny story: Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...
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Funny story: Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

A history professor in England today claimed that Rome really WAS built in one day. 'I have analysed all the evidence', Professor Claudius Nero said, from his house in Oxford, 'Ivory Towers', 'and carbon-dated many bricks in Rome, and found they...
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Funny story: Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Dateline Rome, 15 Octavio, 112 BC: Senators from all parts of the empire have been convened in a special session of the Roman Legislature by Senator Obamicus.
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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.
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