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Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Funny story: Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Tourists visiting Italy's fabulous cities, Rome, The Vatican (Yes it is a city within a city Klugscheisser!), Milan, etc, have been confronted with a ban on their favourite toy, Selfie Sticks! Jaggedone sent his undercover, hi-tec, Italian CIA (Co...

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Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

Funny story: Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

1. "LIVE AND LET LIVE." "The Pope refers to not judging others and letting them continue with their lives in a way that best suits them." Really? Would the Church even exist if it had followed this? Remember the Crusades, the so-called Holy Wars, the pact with Hitler? The forcible conversion of natives? The indoctrination of the faithful through the Catholic school system? The exploit...

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Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

Funny story: Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

The Vatican is introducing sweeping reforms to its liturgical practice. Mass, benediction and special services, from now on, will be all-ticket affairs. The "pensio" as the ticket is called can be bought online. Marketing director for the Vatican...

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Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

Funny story: Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

A Russian tourist visiting the city of Rome was given a suspended jail sentence yesterday by an Italian court for committing an act of vandalism. The resident of Moscow scrawled the words "This belongs to Mother Russia" on the ancient Colosseum. T...

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Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

Funny story: Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

ROME - Pasquale Pettigolezzo, a reporter with The Daily Vino has just stated that Italy has passed a law that it says it should have passed years ago. Pettigolezzo said that the Italian Senate voted unanimously to ban the use of the word Mafia.

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Jerusalem: City of culture

Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...

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"The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

Funny story: "The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

Hollywood Freemasons in a bid to spruce up their new image ... "we are not a secret society but a society with secrets"... and to mark their coming out of hiding after five centuries of back-room shenanigans, have financed and written a movie called "The Enlightenment". Despite psychotic editing and direction, loony tunes story line, atrocious acting, idiot dialogue and extravagantly corny s...

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Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

Funny story: Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...

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Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Funny story: Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Rome: Emperor Obamicus has ruled the empire for almost four years, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoulders. Senator Obamicus bested Senators Clintonia and McCainius, to replace the aging Emperor Bushitis. The new emperor promis...

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Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

Funny story: Post Office To Deliver Roman Letters Home - 2,000 Years Late.

A stash of letters found at Hadrian's Wall is to be delivered - almost 2,000 years late! Historians found the letters buried under a fortified section of the wall in Northumberland. "The legionnaires' chief concerns seem to have been the cold a...

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Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

Funny story: Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

The city of Rome is braced for a major earthquake said to have been prophecized by Keith Chegwin back in 1979. In a special edition of Cheggers Goes Pop the chubby scouser is heard muttering off camera "Rome will be destroyed on the 11th May 2011...

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Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Funny story: Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...

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Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

Funny story: Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...

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Travel Guide: Rome

Funny story: Travel Guide: Rome

All roads lead to Rome they say. And when the Romans ruled the world, this was possibly true, these days however, all roads in Rome lead to catastrophe. To the newly arrived visitor at Termini station there are only two pieces advice that need to be heeded: 1. Do not use the underground; it is inhabited by nefarious characters who will rob you blind. 2. Do not cross any roads. The rules...

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Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

Funny story: Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

La Bella Roma, The Eternal City, The Colosseum. That 2000 year old Roman amphitheatre, model for every modern stadium we see today. And The Bonkettes. In the most amazing concert ever witnessed, the lights went down, and then from beneath the aren...

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Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

Funny story: Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

After months of behind-the-scenes negotiation, Congressman Bacchus (I-Rome) unveiled a massive health care bill. The CBO reports that the bill could cost the government almost 50,000 denarii, although Bacchus himself puts the estimate at closer to 60...

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Sir Alex Ferguson thought to have passed away following Manchester United's defeat

Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson thought to have passed away following Manchester United's defeat

Paramedics, doctors and other medical experts were rushed into the football stadium in Rome straight after the final whistle to attend to what they thought was an extremely ill Sir Alex Ferguson following Manchester United's defeat at the feet of Bar...

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Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Funny story: Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Drunken daft bastard Nobby Cartwright, a Manchester United fan will have a great deal to live down ahead of the Champions League Final here in Rome today after queueing up for tickets outside 2000 year old amphitheatre, the Colosseum. "We tried to...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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