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Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...
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Funny story: A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

A Sinkhole In Beverly Hills Swallows Up A Rolls Royce, A Bentley, and A Lamborghini

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out. Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all...
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Funny story: Rolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico

Rolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico

DERBY, England - Rolls Royce has just informed the news media that they have decided to move their operations overseas to the Republic of Mexico. Covington Willard Fogstenmeister, III, a spokesperson for the auto manufacturer, explained that the r...
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Funny story: Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Ed Miliband was on his way to a NHS rally to give his support to these very important causes; nurses pay, bad conditions, closing NHS hospitals, etc. Ed was also not feeling well himself that day, but still he managed to rally up enough strength. He...
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Funny story: Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Hines Ward, daughter of Catsup inventor Governor Henry John Heinz III and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões-Ferreira Heinz, Esq. was briefly arrested and held at gunpoint last week in a mix-up over a car reported stolen. See, the joke is... ... Hine...
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Funny story: Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

After the near death experience for Prince Charles and Queen (in waiting) Camilla on the way to the Circus, Charles has decided a Rolls Royce is not in keeping with the modern world. He has proposed using a Mini in future and Camilla has agreed: '...
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Funny story: Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

In late breaking news yesterday, engineering officials at Airbus revealed that the new A380 jet engines delivered by Rolls-Royce, were in fact based cooling fan designs from four cylinder automobile engines made by Hyundai Corporation. "It was a c...
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Funny story: Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Potential Rolls Royce purchasers have been warned to remain alert when they purchase their new Rolls, and not just because the world needs more lerts. An influx of Rolls Royce copies, made in Korean sweatshops, are flooding the British market, and wo...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...
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