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Funny story: UBS Trader 'Lost Four Words'

UBS Trader 'Lost Four Words'

The man accused of unauthorised trading that lost Swiss bank UBS around £1.5bn ($2.3bn) has told a court that it is all a big mistake and that it happened because he "lost four words". A Solicitor representing Kweku Adoboli was initially misquoted...
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Funny story: Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Berlin - Angela Merkel's having none of it, of course, and has told her Holy Father to get stuffed. But with 90% of Opus Dei's investment portfolio wiped out by a rogue trader's disastrous £1.5billion punt Pope Joe Ratzinger's arrival back in the...
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Funny story: Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

U.S. President Barack Obama recently signed an order imposing a 35% tariff on tire imports from China, accusing the East Asian giant of dumping their road rubber on the American market. ("Dumping" is the practice of selling goods for less than their...
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Funny story: Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov is appearing in BBC television program "Rogue Traders" tonight at eight thirty. Berbatov was followed for over two weeks by the shows presenters Matt Allwright an investigative journalist, and his side-kick,...
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Funny story: Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

LONDON - Financial regulators have launched a wide-ranging investigation into claims that some traders are simply too short to sell shares. Accusations have landed firmly on diminutive traders, mainly because they can't defend themselves by smac...
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Funny story: Carla Brunei questioned over Rogue Trader links after Putin envoy arrested

Carla Brunei questioned over Rogue Trader links after Putin envoy arrested

Paris - (Merde Alors! Mess): A raunchy ménage à trois porn video featuring France's first lady Carla Brunei Sarkozy and ScoGen rogue trader Jerome Kerviel "screwing the French government, the Paris Bourse and the national oil compan...
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Funny story: SocGen is France's Northern Crock say investigators

SocGen is France's Northern Crock say investigators

Paris, France - (Sarkozy Mess): Prosecutors investigating the $7 billion fiasco at the SocGen bank are warning that it is farce becoming France's answer to the UK's Northern Crock Bank fiasco.
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Funny story: George W Bush is the ultimate rogue trader says SocGen's Kerviel

George W Bush is the ultimate rogue trader says SocGen's Kerviel

Paris, France - (Zut Alors Mess): Embattled SocGen employee Jerome Kerviel has defended his position and told a press conference that in his opinion it is George W Bush who is the ultimate rogue trader.
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Funny story: Rogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive

Rogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive

Bosses at French Bank Societe Generale said they are perplexed by rogue trader, Jerome Kerviel, who they understand was not perpetrating the major fraud for personal gain.
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Funny story: Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.
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Funny story: Rogue trader's $7 billion scam linked to Corrupt Bastards and Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei

Rogue trader's $7 billion scam linked to Corrupt Bastards and Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei

Paris - (Formidable Mess): The French banking scandal involving a $7 billion betting fiasco at SocGen Bank has been linked by police to an audacious $25 billion heist conducted by Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer last year.
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