London - An early Regency astronomical clock displayed in Buckingham Palace's Lower Corridor was the first to shudder to a halt according to reports.
"Its shining orbs crashed suddenly," a Royal Collection curator said today, "much like other, er,...
The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer.
While in the VIP box, Cameron...
The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff.
Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night.
An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
London - She's refusing to enter the Royal Box on Sunday amid predictions of a national humiliation as Roger Federer wipes the floor with Andy Murray.
Besides, three hours of sitting around on one's royal arse plays havoc with the old colostomy ba...
Childish Tennis player Andy Murray is on the naughty step again.
In another attention seeking outburst at Wimbledon he has called bananas "a pathetic fruit".
Many top players admit to enjoying bananas and openly use them during matches.
On...
After winning the French Open Grand Slam title for the 6th time at Roland Garros yesterday, World Number One Rafael Nadal has received a well deserved extra award.
The 23 year old Spaniard beat Roger Federer for the 5th time out of 5 occasions, so...
Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest.
The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...
Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621.
The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...
Switzerland - Thousands of people crowded the streets protesting to the Federal Council about Swiss Cheese. The protests are due to the rather sudden realization by Swiss citizens that Swiss cheese is...full of holes.
"I guess I've always sort of...
London - Wimbledon officials today dropped a bombshell on the tennis world, when they announced the complete elimination of grunting for 2011.
"We wanted to give players nearly a year to work on their play without grunting," said official on cond...
Wimbledon - (Grand Slam Mess): Was world No 1 seed Roger Federer seduced with a whopping great big backhander to throw yesterday's Wimbledon quarter finals against Czech sensation Tomas Berdych?
"Categorically not!" was the Federer camp response t...
Kim Sears - pouty irritating girlfriend of pouty irritating tennis nerd Andy Murray - today threatened to eat her own face if the young Scot goes on to win Wimbledon.
"There's no living with him as it is. All he talks about is tennis, his mum, ho...
All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed.
However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...
Swiss perfection has been beaten by a hard-boiled Swede in the French Open only to prove that there is still hope for others wishing to gobble up the "Precision machine".
Roger was out-fought by the Swede, not only hard bolied, but set for revenge...
Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts.
But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...
Hamburg, Germany - The Clay court event in Hamburg was turned topsy turvey yesterday when officials discovered an odd rodent on the loose in the men's locker room. Not only did it look strange, but it apparently smelled pretty... "Awful!" Scowled Rog...
Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...