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Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

Funny story: Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities. China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and se...

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Fossil hunting is the new craze for kids

Funny story: Fossil hunting is the new craze for kids

A new craze is sweeping across the UK with children in their thousands taking up geology in a hunt for fossils. "Fossils have always interested kids," said Larry Green, a palaeontologist with Cambridge University's Geology department. "It's pleasi...

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Did Iranian Rock Sink The Costa Concordia?

Funny story: Did Iranian Rock Sink The Costa Concordia?

In response to US threats to impose sanctions on Iran over it's nuclear program it's been revealed that Iran has been attempting to block the Straits of Hormuz to oil tankers by rolling enormous rocks into the waters. "We've blasted about thirty...

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Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Funny story: Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Fresh from greeting the 33 rescued miners, Chile's President Sebastian Pinera arrived in the UK with gifts of rock for the Prime Minister and the Queen. In other news, Rocks from the Chilean mine have started appearing on E-Bay, the online auc...

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Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

Funny story: Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

The Geology teacher at my wife's school recently moved with her family to a different part of the country. My wife wanted to send her away with a good-bye letter. Naturally, we can't do things normally in our family. We've learned that the teacher plans to frame this letter and loved it. If you hate puns, you are in for a real groaner here (remember, I said that the woman was a geology tea...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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