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Funny story: Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Iran's attempt to become the Las Vegas of the east is not impressive, said Charles Dickens's David Copperfield this morning. "The 150 trillion Iranian Rial "different monkey illusion" is, to be brutally honest fucking boring, said Paul Dalziel and De...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Wants To Purchase The NBA Houston Rockets

Kim Jong Un Says He Wants To Purchase The NBA Houston Rockets

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The latest news coming out of North Korea is that its leader Kim Jong Un has just expressed a desire to purchase the NBA Houston Rockets. A spokesperson for the Korean leader stated that Kim Jong Un has fallen in love with...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston. Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was t...
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Funny story: Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...
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Funny story: North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...
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Funny story: Russia ask Mongolia advice about how to launch rockets!

Russia ask Mongolia advice about how to launch rockets!

After Russia's latest disastrous attempt to launch a Soyuz-2 rocket, which exploded somewhere between here and the heavens, they have decided to ask Mongolia if they could offer them some advice in rocket-launching. The debris of the failed Soyuz...
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Funny story: Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

KABUL, Afghanistan - At least eight rockets pummeled Kabul, the Afghan capital, shortly before dawn on Tuesday, as the Taliban kicked off early voting, said Afghan officials. No one was injured by these tactical ballots cast for The Insurgent Part...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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