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Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...

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Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Funny story: Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food. North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...

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Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...

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Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Funny story: Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Megastar Elton John is the latest chart-busting singer to fall foul of a West Yorkshire man who monitors the veracity of pop lyrics. Mr Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, near Wakefield, has already taken Paul Simon to court over the alleged inaccur...

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Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Funny story: Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate! After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...

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Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

Funny story: Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...

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VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

Funny story: VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

Van Halen guitarist Eddie VanHalen was questioned overnight over his involvement in the attempted suicide of a local man Bobby Finch. The legendary guitarist was out for an evening jog when he spotted Mr. Finch leaning over a bridge. The man's wi...

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Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Funny story: Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Former members of the rock group "Kiss" have announced that their party schedule will be cut back from the every day regimen they attempted to follow for years. "While we still want to rock and roll all night and party every day" stated Gene Simm...

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1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Funny story: 1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.

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North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

Funny story: North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

Rock icon Eric Clapton has been invited to play a concert in North Korea, an official of that country has announced to TheSpoof. If he accepts, it could open the door for other has-been Prog Rock musicians

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Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

Funny story: Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

In the second incident of its kind within the last week, (see: Merseyside Rock Festival), organisers reported confusion surrounding the opening o...

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Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Funny story: Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment. The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...

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Band's music designed to cause illness?

Funny story: Band's music designed to cause illness?

The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.

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Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Funny story: Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...

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Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Funny story: Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.

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Gary Glitter to make comeback

Funny story: Gary Glitter to make comeback

Saigon - In an exclusive in-prison interview with The Spoof; disgraced former Glam rock idol Gary Glitter told of his Vietnamese prison hell and his amazing plans for a future comeback.

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Bush: Ozzy is in Dick's out

Funny story: Bush: Ozzy is in Dick's out

In a stunning move today, President George Bush fired Vice President Cheney, and replaced him with heavy metal rock star Ozzy Osborne, in hope that he might rally younger voters.

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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