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'Exhibitionists' arrested in Sparks & Menser

Senior staff in Rochdale's Sparks & Menser store have uncovered a group of 'exhibitionists' plotting to demonstrate against lower prices. Six women and two men were arrested after they undressed, painted their bodies and prepared themselves fo...

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Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

Funny story: Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

A newspaper headline about Ryan Giggs' sex life has helped a man in Rochdale ease his false teeth in. Pensioner Albert Nonce, 69, has been complaining for months to anyone who would listen that his dentures were "playing up". But after reading...

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Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Funny story: Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Newly released government job figures have led to a huge rise in people seeking to live in Rochdale. Houses are being purchased quicker than the local council can demolish them, to make way for new low cost housing. The government figures driving...

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Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Funny story: Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Rochdale Hornets yesterday were in chaos following news that they may be entering their second administration in as many years. It is not the money side of it the club are worried about though, its what they should call themselves once they have...

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Rochdale AFC commercial department welcome new staff member

Funny story: Rochdale AFC commercial department welcome new staff member

Rochdale FC commercial department have today announced the employment of 'Paul the Psychic octopus'. After the cephalopod mollusk's fantastic performance in predicting several outcomes of recent World Cup fixtures, the Lancashire outfit stepped i...

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Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Funny story: Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Rochdale, LANCASHIRE - A major agency whose business is finding look-a-likes of celebrities has scoured the whole country for a double of the 'unelected' Prime Minister Brown, but unusually without success. Being so wildly unpopular, means that a do...

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Rochdale Declares Christmas Has Come Early

Funny story: Rochdale Declares Christmas Has Come Early

The town of Rochdale, in Lancashire, England, has declared that Christmas is to to be celebrated on the 22nd of August this year. Local mayor, Stan Halfwit, said "This will make a substantial saving for the people of Rochdale. We are all as tight as...

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Rochdale "hub" of ET visitors

Funny story: Rochdale "hub" of ET visitors

In the recently released 'UFO-Files' it has been revealed that Rochdale, in Lancashire, is the world centre of visits from other worlds. Between 1960 and 1980 a total of 2900 sightings have been made over the dull Manchester overspill. Whilst i...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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