Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric.
Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over.
Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward.
The FA have charged Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini with being too handsome.
Football Association supremo Arthur Slaphead-Mason claims the dashing Italian is bringing the English game into disrepute.
"There are too many pretty boys runn...
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