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Funny story: Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...
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Funny story: Lost Atomic Bombs causes some concern in Pentagon!

Lost Atomic Bombs causes some concern in Pentagon!

Washington, DC - Defense Secretary Robert Gates canned the Air Force's top officials today, making them accountable in a historic military shake-up. The two top Generals were cited for failing to ensure the security of sensitive...
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Funny story: Robert Gates - was he pushed or did he fall?

Robert Gates - was he pushed or did he fall?

US Defense Secretary Robert Gates is recovering after breaking his arm after a night out ended in high jinx gone bad. Gates, who has not denied he had been drinking heavily at Applebees, was said by wait staff at the popular eatery to be 'acting l...
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Funny story: George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.
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Funny story: All Soldiers Stationed in Iraq are Missing

All Soldiers Stationed in Iraq are Missing

In a stunning setback to the Bush administration's war efforts, every American soldier serving in Iraq is missing. Pentagon officials are at a loss to explain the disappearance.
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Funny story: DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon. The list contained not only the client list but the clien...
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Funny story: Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.
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Funny story: Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Washington, DC- Reports from sources close to the White House have begun revealing defense plans drawn up by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates for the upcoming spring basketball league that include "all options available to the Department of Def...
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Funny story: White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

(Washington, D.C.) Further points of George Bush's plan for Iraq are being revealed. And for those staunch Republicans who say, "This isn't a game." Well...maybe it is. Except not Uncle Pennybags, but Uncle Sam will be the central f...
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Funny story: George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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