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Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...

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United States to Develop Own Exploding Melons

Funny story: United States to Develop Own Exploding Melons

Washington, D.C - Caught with it's pants down for the sixth time in so many decades, the United States is set to develop it's own exploding melons in a desperate arms race which the communist Chinese are already winning. An embarrassed President O...

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Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Funny story: Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...

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George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

Funny story: George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.

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All Soldiers Stationed in Iraq are Missing

Funny story: All Soldiers Stationed in Iraq are Missing

In a stunning setback to the Bush administration's war efforts, every American soldier serving in Iraq is missing. Pentagon officials are at a loss to explain the disappearance.

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DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Funny story: DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon. The list contained not only the client list but the clien...

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Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Funny story: Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.

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Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Funny story: Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Washington, DC- Reports from sources close to the White House have begun revealing defense plans drawn up by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates for the upcoming spring basketball league that include "all options available to the Department of Def...

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White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

Funny story: White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

(Washington, D.C.) Further points of George Bush's plan for Iraq are being revealed. And for those staunch Republicans who say, "This isn't a game." Well...maybe it is. Except not Uncle Pennybags, but Uncle Sam will be the central f...

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George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

Funny story: George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...

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Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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