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Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

Funny story: Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

HELENA, Montana - The Montana State Senate acting at the request of thousands of its citizens has enacted a new roadkill bill. The bill, which was spearheaded by Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] states that citizens of Montana will now be...

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Highway department to place discount coupons inside roadkill

The next time you spot a dead animal in the roadway, you might want to stop and pick it up rather than just driving on by. Highway department officials today announced a new plan to insert discount coupons for restaurants, theaters, salons and r...

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Cameron Tells Britain's Starving To Eat Dandylions, Clover, and Roadkill Pheasant!

Funny story: Cameron Tells Britain's Starving To Eat Dandylions, Clover, and Roadkill Pheasant!

Reports from many inner city hospitals show they are now having to treat hundreds of people turning up at A&E suffering from food poisoning. The reason is thought to be directly linked to soaring food prices in the high streets with many starving...

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Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

LAFAYETTE, LA - How many times have you been on the brink of starvation and driven past a dead animal on the road, thinking to yourself, "If only I knew how to make that thing just a little more palatable, then I wouldn't be so hungry"? Probably neve...

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Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Funny story: Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Following the success of recently published series of Recipe and Vegipe books specially written for the slow cooker enthusiast, the latest edition turns it's metaphorical hand to a more 'natural', if not necessarily organic, collection of meals. Fungi in Buttercup Butter Originally meant to be Mushrooms in Garlic Butter, this recipe is much easier if any old type of mushroom or toadstool is...

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Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Funny story: Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of kilos of perfectly good meat is left to rot on our ro...

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Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

Funny story: Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

The meat industry and vegetarians everywhere are rejoicing in the decision by an animal rights group to encourage the consumption of animals that are the victims of accidental death. "Every day, thousands of otherwise humanely treated animals are...

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Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Funny story: Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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