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Funny story: Highway department to place discount coupons inside roadkill

Highway department to place discount coupons inside roadkill

The next time you spot a dead animal in the roadway, you might want to stop and pick it up rather than just driving on by. Highway department officials today announced a new plan to insert discount coupons for restaurants, theaters, salons and r...
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Funny story: Cameron Tells Britain's Starving To Eat Dandylions, Clover, and Roadkill Pheasant!

Cameron Tells Britain's Starving To Eat Dandylions, Clover, and Roadkill Pheasant!

Reports from many inner city hospitals show they are now having to treat hundreds of people turning up at A&E suffering from food poisoning. The reason is thought to be directly linked to soaring food prices in the high streets with many starving...
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Funny story: Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

LAFAYETTE, LA - How many times have you been on the brink of starvation and driven past a dead animal on the road, thinking to yourself, "If only I knew how to make that thing just a little more palatable, then I wouldn't be so hungry"? Probably neve...
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Funny story: Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Following the success of recently published series of Recipe and Vegipe books specially written for the slow cooker enthusiast, the latest edition turns it's metaphorical hand to a more 'natural', if not necessarily organic, collection of meals. Fungi in Buttercup Butter Originally meant to be Mushrooms in Garlic Butter, this recipe is much easier if any old type of mushroom or toadstool is...
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Funny story: Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of kilos of perfectly good meat is left to rot on our ro...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

The meat industry and vegetarians everywhere are rejoicing in the decision by an animal rights group to encourage the consumption of animals that are the victims of accidental death. "Every day, thousands of otherwise humanely treated animals are...
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Funny story: Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...
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Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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