London - Two slices of Blunderloaf and some chopped 'n' shaped spam will set you back a fiver at this year's Games.
Or try the London 2012 Club Sandwich where a mouthwatering £20 gets you exactly the same but with extra spam and a dollop of colesl...
Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'.
Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...
In an effort to simplify things for the hard of thinking, the electronics industry, in particular establishments such as Game, Cash Generator, Nintendo, Apple and Currys, already well known for their thoroughly enticing and vomit-inducing "pre-order"...
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