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Funny story: William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

One of the last things Princess Diana gave her eldest son, William, was her sapphire and diamond encrusted engagement ring given to her by Prince Charles. It is worth forty thousand pounds in terms of carats and gold, in terms of its history, it is p...
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Funny story: The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...
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Funny story: Jewelry Repair Shop Offers Free Bridal Mounting

Jewelry Repair Shop Offers Free Bridal Mounting

Royal Jewelry Repair Shop has extended their services and now offers free Bridal mounting, in addition to thier free cleaning and low cost repair services. The store, which has been in business for five years, is owned by Ted E. Duke and Roscoe King...
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Funny story: Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Farmington, New Mexico - "I mean the ring was pretty big. But in all honesty, I've seen her put bigger things in her mouth and swallow them," said a fellow sorority sister and friend of Kaitlin Whipple, the women that swallowed her engagement ring th...
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Funny story: Velvety Hollow

Velvety Hollow

As the saying goes, 'Life flies and the rest is lies'. To make life worthwhile, we need a press stud. Yes, that cute hollow with a seat to allow insertion of the head of the mushroom until it reaches a tighter part when a ring snaps into a groove and momentarily anxieties are released.
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Funny story: "Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

"Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

[Official Press Release from the desk of Dependent Party Candidate, Ferbert T. Weedledom.] Hello, fellow Citizens. My name is Ferbert T. Weedledom. I am the founder of the Gravity-Challenged Citizens of America (and I am also a client). I come to you today to declare my candidacy for President of the United States. I think I speak for all of us when I say the time has come that we rec...
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Funny story: Two Rings of Power Found

Two Rings of Power Found

WALES (AP Newsliar) -- Two previously unknown Rings of Power have been found in an ancient collapsed well in Wales. The rings were unearthed by construction workers who excavated the well while digging a new sewage line in Merthyr Tydfil.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Loses Ring

Pope Benedict Loses Ring

VATICAN (AP) For the third time in recent weeks, Pope Benedict lost his Fisherman's Ring. The gold ring, depicting St. Peter casting a net to catch some fish, fell off the Holy Father's finger while he was shaking hands with hundre...
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Funny story: Darby O'Gill Arrested

Darby O'Gill Arrested

Garda arrested Darby O'Gill and his gang known as "the little people" today in a raid on his farm in conection with an investigatioin into a theft ring and links to the IRA.
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