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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...

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Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...

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Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Funny story: Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22. She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.

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Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

Funny story: Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna performed before a sold-out audience at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the show she spoke backstage with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle complimented her on her brand new...

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Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014. Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...

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Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Funny story: Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well. She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendar...

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Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Funny story: Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Taylor Swift has won the American Music Award for Artist of the Year thanks to all her fans. This was the third straight year (and fourth overall) she has won the Ho-Hum Award. Swift, who almost dozed off during the ceremony, stated that she's rea...

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Rihanna Presented With The 1st Annual Icon Award At The AMA's

Funny story: Rihanna Presented With The 1st Annual Icon Award At The AMA's

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna, the Caribbean beauty who has had her ups and down in relationships was presented with the first ever AMA Icon Award. She was introduced by Bill Maher, a well known non-believer, who told Ri-Ri that he does believe that she d...

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Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...

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Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

Funny story: Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple to make appearances on Live With Kelly and Michael, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Viagra View. She was asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue if she has gotten over her ex-boyfriend C...

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President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

Funny story: President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...

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Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

Funny story: Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president. The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, a...

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Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

Funny story: Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again. According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club name...

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Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

Funny story: Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Rihanna flew out to the Left Coast to attend a party that Charlie Sheen threw for Lindsay Lohan at his Casa Jose Cuervo mansion. While the Barbadian beauty was there she got a chance to speak to Khloe Kardashian about he...

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Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

Funny story: Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...

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Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

Funny story: Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth. And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could...

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Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...

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