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Funny story:  Goldman Sachs Rich Employee's Comments Exposed

Goldman Sachs Rich Employee's Comments Exposed

Goldman Sachs tattletale Steve Strong has been exposed. He's the guy that overheard remarks of Goldman employees on the elevators going to its offices. Now his identity is no longer a secret. His twitter account @Goldman Gossip has had a huge audience of people who view remarks made the Sachs workforce. Now that's he's out of business, Goldman Sachs has lifted the ban on company-impose...
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Funny story:  Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Led by Thomas "Kristallnacht" Perkins, representatives of The Rich are using their pin-striped private jets to fly to large auditoriums around the USA and defend their wealth. Also attending are billionaire Samuel "the one percent work harder" Zel...
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Funny story:  President Obama Warns That If He Does Not Raise The Taxes On The Rich The Welfare System Will Run Out of Money

President Obama Warns That If He Does Not Raise The Taxes On The Rich The Welfare System Will Run Out of Money

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama speaking before a group of Hollywood stuntmen and women in the Oval Office told them that he truly admires the great work that they do. He praised them for leaping from moving trains, dangling from buildings 80 s...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

The bearded and possibly inbred Robertson clan from "Duck Dynasty" signed up for Obamacare this morning with little to no trouble, says a family spokesperson. "It took like twenty minutes tops for the whole family!" said distant second cousin Red...
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Funny story:  Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Spokespersons for both sides in the recent conflict generated by the Pope have rushed forward with hands outstretched and wide smiles. According to his spokespersons, the Pope is considering how to respond to recent offers from global financiers i...
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Funny story:  Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Boris Johnson's laissez faire approach to inequality and links to intelligence levels have been applauded by a group representing council estate dwellers who are keen to implement his theory in every sphere of life. The Mayor of London gave a spee...
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Funny story:  Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...
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Funny story:  Living on £1 a day, by Sir Geoffrey Mansionhouse

Living on £1 a day, by Sir Geoffrey Mansionhouse

During the course of one of our legendary chats at my local gentleman's club, my chum Lord Percy made me a bet that I could not refuse. Namely, that I could live off £1 a day for a week. "Nonsense," I replied. "Why, one could buy 50 pints of milk at that price!" I admit that I had not researched the subject thoroughly and my milk comment was slightly off. Usually my butler and partner Jeeve...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

BEVERLY HILLS - Hollywood celebutante Paris Hilton was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting the back of her neck shaved by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue when she read an article in Left Coast Mirror Magazine. The article written by Tequila T...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
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Funny story:  Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension. "I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they ne...
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Funny story:  Rich No Longer Have The Padding Of The Poor To Protect Them From The Realities Of Life

Rich No Longer Have The Padding Of The Poor To Protect Them From The Realities Of Life

Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that have previously protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have...
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Funny story:  City bankers alarm as gap between rich and poor just big enough to taxi private jet through

City bankers alarm as gap between rich and poor just big enough to taxi private jet through

Many City workers are concerned the gap between rich and poor may still not be sufficiently vast for their private jets to taxi through, according to a report by a think-tank. The St Paul's Institute report, Value and Values: Perceptions of Ethic...
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Funny story:  Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo signed a $10 million endorsement deal with Louis Vuitton and has become the new face of the French fashion house. The stunning beauty, Nafissatou Diallo, will be featured in the new summer 2011 advertising campaign of the Frenc...
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Funny story:  Ga Ga Comes Clean

Ga Ga Comes Clean

As Superstar Lady Ga Ga releases her brand new album she revealed some astonishing secrets which are sure to create the wave of publicity that is so important to album sales. Lady Ga Ga, real name Maureen Milligan, was in fine form as she chatted...
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Funny story:  Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Just as the rich say that breaking the cycle of poverty is a never-ending battle because it is self-perpetuating, some are now using that same logic to try and explain the unmitigated greed that is threatening to tear apart entire states such as Wisconsin and Michigan. The rich, or as they like to refer to themselves as "the haves" say they simply can't help it. "We were born this way. It's how...
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Funny story:  Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago. Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000 times when he and Miss O are going...
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