COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot.
The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church.
WEBSTER, TX - The Alpha and Omega was noticeably absent today when a Webster, Texas officer kicked in a pastor's door, tazing him and pepper spraying members of the church before arresting the man of the cloth.
The arresting officer claims the pas...
Gargantuan Very, Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin has been inundated with questions since Roamin' Catholicism has hit the IT list of religions with Papal visit of Papa Panzer Ratzinger. Over the next few weeks, Fred the Great will be digging himself out from under the male pie, er the mail pile.
Dear Faithful readers, Here am I your very own Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin, back and better after a 6 month hiatus from a hiatal hernia and a bit of healing 4 anger resolution rehab (ANGRRR!)...
Tori Spelling knelt before the maroon altar in the slightly darkened chapel as members of the congregation lined up behind her. One by one, they embraced her and offered quiet congratulations. They wished her luck. The children told...
Griffith Observatory: Los Angeles, CA - Study of a potentially dangerous asteroid has been held at a standstill as an ethics committee reviews a case of equal rights.
Reverend Willie Jefferson, pastor of Trinity Tabernacle Church of God and Christ in Knoxville, Tennesee has a picture of Jesus tattooed on the end of his knob. He claims it's his unique way of delivering his message to the faithful that "Jes...
Today while addressing his Television flock of millions. The Reverend Jerry Falwell posed the question: Do Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, turn people Gay? This analogy comes three year's after he stated on his television program that "Tinky Winkey" the purp...
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