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Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

Funny story: US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...

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Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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Personal Responsibility

My new year's resolution is to take more personal responsibility, as this is the traditional American way. I will no longer blame my issues on society; I will only blame them on my incompetence. This major change in my thinking was the result of an epiphany I had while watching The O'Reilly Factor. Bill O'Reilly's infinite wisdom opened my eyes to the source of my incompetence: the liberal media.

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Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Funny story: Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Seattle - A Seattle court made a pivotal judgment today that will relieve the citizens of Washington the burden of accountability for their own emotions and actions.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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