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Funny story:  Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Orgiva, Espana: Brit and Dutch holidaymakers basking in the Andalucian sun and diving into their swimming pool were shaken last night as they had to suddenly put their life-saving skills into action. After their delicious, romantic meal the Brit t...
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Funny story:  Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

In an incident that can only come from the twisted minds of Matt Groening or South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, NYPD and NY fire departments arrived at the New York Apartment of Joy Behar to find her on the floor with a life-size mannequ...
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Funny story:  Queen Falls Overboard  During  Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

Queen Falls Overboard During Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

The Queen narrowly escaped death this afternoon when falling overboard from the Thames cruiser Spirit of Chartwell during today's Royal Jubilee river pageant. The incident occurred as the boat, converted into a barge for the day, went underneath...
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Funny story:  Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Craven helicopter service made a dramatic rescue of a long-haired fell-runner on Wild Boar Fell this weekend. 65-year-old Bob Dylan was nearing the top of the Fell and was within a hair's breadth of beating his personal best time of 29 minutes.
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Funny story:  Cruise Ship Catastrophe:  Honeymooners Discovered Safe and Doing What Comes Naturally

Cruise Ship Catastrophe: Honeymooners Discovered Safe and Doing What Comes Naturally

Italian authorities have discovered the last two survivors from the ill-fated cruise ship, Cazzo D'Oro, that crashed into a sandbar off the Venetian coast two weeks ago. The world had been eagerly awaiting news on the fate of the last two unaccounte...
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Funny story:  Coastguard called to Dorking supermarket

Coastguard called to Dorking supermarket

The Surrey coastguard were called to the Tesbury's Supermarket in Dorking yesterday to rescue Ashley Darr, a local resident, trapped in the vegetable isle. "It was terrible," said Celia North, manager of the store. "There were hundreds of people j...
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Funny story:  Word Collector Swamped Under an Avalanche of Collective Nouns

Word Collector Swamped Under an Avalanche of Collective Nouns

A team of rescuers had a succession of surprises during a series of exercises in a range of mountains in North Wales last weekend. Behind a heap of stones they found a heavily loquacious man half-buried under a massive pile of pages. The man had b...
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Funny story:  Pointless Stories Number One

Pointless Stories Number One

A plane chartered by the Canadian government to fly stranded citizens out of Libya has left Tripoli airport completely empty, Canadian sources have reported. Although this may appear a bit bizarre, a number of other countries have had similar expe...
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Funny story:  Rescuers Use $75.00 In Quarters To Save 2-Year-Old From Crane Game

Rescuers Use $75.00 In Quarters To Save 2-Year-Old From Crane Game

Proving once again that parents believe Chuck E. Cheese is a place to bring your children and forget about them, a 2-year-old Pennsylvania girl managed to climb in to a crane game at the eatery, and could not climb back out. I Know You're Reading Th...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Has Been Found Hiding in Chilean Mine!

Osama Bin Laden Has Been Found Hiding in Chilean Mine!

In a world exclusive, In Seine News can reveal the whereabouts of the world's most (un)wanted criminal Osama bin Laden. The former terrorist/CIA agent (now retired), has remained elusive for the past decade even though a $20 million bounty has been o...
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Funny story:  Chilean Minors Arrested at the Oasis Bar & Grill in Calama

Chilean Minors Arrested at the Oasis Bar & Grill in Calama

Nine boys ranging in age from fourteen to seventeen years old were arrested yesterday at a local watering hole in Calama, Chile, after posing as rescued workers from the nearby Atacama Desert copper mine disaster. Dressed in dirty coveralls, nearl...
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Funny story:  Lassie Leaves Timmy Down The Well

Lassie Leaves Timmy Down The Well

Through an interpreter (the Dog Whisperer), Lassie has informed local police the she has no plans to tell them which well Timmy is in. The famous collie, who has saved the boy from caves, fires, storms, lions, wolves, bears, snakes, wells, collapsin...
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Funny story:  16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

Failing in her attempt to sail around the world, sixteen year old Abby Sunderland was rescued by a ready, willing and able group of young Somali Pirates who had managed to sail several thousand miles out of their own jurisdiction just for the privile...
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Funny story:  The "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up Lady" Found Still Laying There

The "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up Lady" Found Still Laying There

Emily Fletcher, the lady made famous by the line, "I've fallen and I can't get up," was found in her dilapidated home after a long and tortuous 20 years of numerous abandoned attempts to make it to the couch. She was discovered by vandals who came to...
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Funny story:  Miracle rescue in Pompeii

Miracle rescue in Pompeii

Rome, Italy. In mind-blowingly staggering news, a person has been freed from the lava covered ruins of Pompeii, after the volcanic eruption of nearby Mt Vesuvius in AD 79. The gentleman, still breathing and conscious, was half smiling and praisin...
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Funny story:  Big Freeze - Frankie The J To The Rescue!

Big Freeze - Frankie The J To The Rescue!

As the UK shivers in -18C temperatures, Minister For Crap Weather, Stormy Galesleet announced that the government were preparing to take the last resort measure of flying in famous American troubleshooter, Frankie the J from his home in West 'By God'...
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Funny story:  Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Top TV Survivalist Grizzly Rotisserie was rushed to Homerton Hospital, Hackney in the early hours of this morning after being found slumped in a Well Street shop doorway suffering from malnutrition, dehydration, delerium, and chapped lips. Rotisss...
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Funny story:  Kid rescued on cue

Kid rescued on cue

Tri-state rescue teams waited nearly four hours for the Live at 6 News Team cruiser to arrive before pulling 4-year-old Autumn Yancy from a storm drain on Monday.
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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