Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...
Paddington Bear is to lead an immediate investigation into the alleged 'renditioning' of a loaf bread and the contents of a jar of marmalade apparently removed from the cupboard of his live-in landlords, the Browns.
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Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.
Yes, that's right. Former Idol contestant George Huff is going to record his very first single. He will be recording his own rendition of an old classic, re-titled to fit his own likings. The sensation will be recording "Huff The Magic Dr...
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