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Southampton to be relegated by Halloween claims local man

Funny story: Southampton to be relegated by Halloween claims local man

Southampton were tipped to be the first team to be 'mathematically relegated by Hallowen' last night as the Saints struggled to pick up a point in a tough opening month. Local man Mark Le Tissueface told local paper 'The News' the 'Adkins diet' wasn'...

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Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

After Monday nights home defeat to Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers have slipped through the relegation trap door and into the Championship. The one nil reverse at Ewood Park means they have lost a dozen home games this season and epitomises their...

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Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

Funny story: Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

New West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is confident that he will follow in the footsteps of Alan Pardew, Gianfranco Zola and Avram Grant and not return the famous club to their former glory. The East London club have failed to finish higher than 9th plac...

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Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Funny story: Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Beleaguered West Ham United boss Avram Grant has denied that he possesses a masochistic streak that makes him only take on impossible tasks. Grant, whose club is currently 2nd bottom of the Premiership and has very rarely been out of the bottom th...

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Dundee FC Deducted Another 25 Points

Funny story: Dundee FC Deducted Another 25 Points

Scottish club Dundee, who were deducted 25 points for going into administration in October 2010 and were also hit with a signing embargo, confirmed their First Division status on Saturday with a 1-0 victory away to Ross County. But the Scottish Fo...

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