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Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...
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Funny story: The NFL Refs Are Back!

The NFL Refs Are Back!

CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...
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Funny story: Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Celtic boss, Neil Lennon, launched an astonishing attack on Scotlands referees yesterday evening after his team was dumped out of the Scottish cup. The tipping point appears to have been the controversial penalty awarded to their semi-final oppone...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"! The new legislation would then prevent referees makin...
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Funny story: Barton to sue ref

Barton to sue ref

QPR captain Joey Barton is contemplating (mmm - that's quite newsworthy in itself!), well, 'considering' legal action. He reckons he could sue the referee for his actions in last week's game against Norwich City. "It's the way he flashed hi...
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Funny story: New Referee Post Created In Scotland

New Referee Post Created In Scotland

The Scottish Football Association has created a new refereeing post in an attempt to address the increasing pressures being placed on officials north of the border. A refereeing recruitment and education manager will take up the post on July 1st a...
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Funny story: FA Charges Fergie Over Ref Comments

FA Charges Fergie Over Ref Comments

The Football Association has charged Man Utd manager Sir Alex Ferguson with improper conduct following comments made about Howard Webb prior to his refereeing the crucial Premiership fixture with close rivals Chelsea. But, far from criticising the...
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Funny story: Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Soccer's President Sepp Blatter has announced that starting from next year referees will be issued with additional cards to the current yellows and reds. Two additional cards, a green and a white, will be needed because of the new 'sin-bin' rule...
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Funny story: Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Four Manchester City stars have been fined for the same driving offence. Police swooped on the Blues' training ground last week and issued £30 fixed penalty notices to Kolo Toure, Patrick Viera, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Shay Given after observing...
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Funny story: You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...
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Funny story: Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

The Crucible, Sheffield - (Pot Black): It's probably the nation's toughest male-dominated sport and Michaela Tabb is its undisputed queen. Her meteoric rise from women's eight-ball pool champ to refereeing the 2009 World Snooker Championship final...
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Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...
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Funny story: Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...
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Funny story: Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...
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Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...
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Funny story: World Cup Referee Payoffs!

World Cup Referee Payoffs!

At least two referees at the World Cup Games have been dismissed and are still being interrigated by South African officers after Baruti Goitsemednse admitted Friday that he had been paid by gamblers in his calling of a round one game. "These are...
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Funny story: Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb, the top Premiership referee, has talked for the first time about his astonishing HOMO-EROTIC display in the recent Manchester United v Liverpool clash when he put his manly ARMS AROUND Manchester United and Scotland defender Darren Fletc...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...
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