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The colour red to be banned in call centres

Funny story: The colour red to be banned in call centres

It will soon be against the law to wear the colour red whilst working in a call centre. Additionally, any red that is present in a call centre will have to be removed by the company running the call centre. "It is important that we get this done q...

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Red Virus continues to plague the planet

As the red virus continues to plague the planet, bloodbanks have hired extra security as they have heard that hospitals are to be the target of the next invasion by the Red Fanatics. The Crazies have sent out scouts to 'case' hospitals and come back...

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Top 10 reasons for not accepting RED into your lives

These are the top ten reasons for NOT accepting RED into your lives: submitted by an anonymous writer known merely as 'WHO'. 10. Red lingerie stands for danger, always has and always will. 9. Red is Satan's colour. 8. Red lights are the ones most people 'run' and get tickets for. The orange and green ones are safe. 7. Red electric rings glowing on your stove should NOT...

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'A Study Of A Harlot'

Funny story: 'A Study Of A Harlot'

'Very mysterious thing happened to me on the way home today', Dr Watson said to Sherlock Holmes, lighting his pipe with a flame-thrower, 'I saw that harlot at the end of the street again today.' 'Really?' 'Yes, but the odd thing was that she wasn't begging for money, or - ahem - anything else, but wanted to give me her money! What can it mean, Holmes?' 'I think I know of the tiny, little, rag-h...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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