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Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Funny story: Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...

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Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

Funny story: Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

The Bronx - Coming off his successful snubbing of Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has announced he will not show up for anymore regular-season games this year. "The All-Star game gave me a chance to test o...

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Michael Jackson Sets New World Record

Funny story: Michael Jackson Sets New World Record

Preliminary counts indicate Michael Jackson will most likely be crowned the King of Prescriptions, according to an attorney in the case surrounding the singer's death. Omar Arnold is one of 19,458 aliases listed in the warrant used by the LAPD and...

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Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

Funny story: Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Bay Area spoof writer said he published three stories last night, and another one just now, but still hasn't seen diddly-squat for activity. He said he "want[s] answers." "What the hell is going on around here?" snarled th...

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Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Funny story: Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Joe Jackson, father of the recently deceased 'sainted one' took a break from mourning to announce that he has extablished (sic) a record company. Cash In On Death Records Inc is seemingly modelled on the Motown organisation and hopes to milk the c...

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Breaking News: Man stuck in drain

A man was found stuck in a roadside drain today. People believe he had lost some money, but when asked, he replied "Helloooo, oh where am I, I feel a bit----" After throwing his insides out of his mouth, he was taken by the police to the station.

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Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

Funny story: Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...

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Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

Funny story: Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...

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Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

Funny story: Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

In a modern world apparently devoid of a half decent spiritual exemplar, yachtswoman Ellen Macarthur was today trumpeted as the latest demigod elect as she triumphantly sailed into Falmouth harbour following her successful record-breaking circumcisio...

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