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Funny story:  Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...
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Funny story:  Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

The Bronx - Coming off his successful snubbing of Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has announced he will not show up for anymore regular-season games this year. "The All-Star game gave me a chance to test o...
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Funny story:  Thames Angler Lands UK Record Fish Finger

Thames Angler Lands UK Record Fish Finger

Mortlake's Stan Wortley smashed the UK Fish Finger record today when he landed a monster 8lb 7oz specimen on the Thames near Hammersmith. "It put up one hell of a bloody fight", revealed a triumphant Stan outside the Blue Anchor just after openin...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Sets New World Record

Michael Jackson Sets New World Record

Preliminary counts indicate Michael Jackson will most likely be crowned the King of Prescriptions, according to an attorney in the case surrounding the singer's death. Omar Arnold is one of 19,458 aliases listed in the warrant used by the LAPD and...
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Funny story:  Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Bay Area spoof writer said he published three stories last night, and another one just now, but still hasn't seen diddly-squat for activity. He said he "want[s] answers." "What the hell is going on around here?" snarled th...
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Funny story:  Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Joe Jackson, father of the recently deceased 'sainted one' took a break from mourning to announce that he has extablished (sic) a record company. Cash In On Death Records Inc is seemingly modelled on the Motown organisation and hopes to milk the c...
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Funny story:  Breaking News: Man stuck in drain

Breaking News: Man stuck in drain

A man was found stuck in a roadside drain today. People believe he had lost some money, but when asked, he replied "Helloooo, oh where am I, I feel a bit----" After throwing his insides out of his mouth, he was taken by the police to the station.
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Funny story:  Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...
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Funny story:  Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...
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Funny story:  Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

In a modern world apparently devoid of a half decent spiritual exemplar, yachtswoman Ellen Macarthur was today trumpeted as the latest demigod elect as she triumphantly sailed into Falmouth harbour following her successful record-breaking circumcisio...
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Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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