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Unusual Competent Thyroid Nodule Sets Workplace Efficiency Record

An unusual thyroid nodule set a record in Louisville for the most hormone produced for its relative size. In fact, it was so efficient, it was doing ALL of the jobs assigned its entire section, aptly named "the thyroid". Sadly, it was given its walki...

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Jobless rat hits another record

An unemployed rat has again caused damage in BBC Radio Gateshead's studio. DJ Ike Anspinnem was getting ready to play an old record by the BoomTown Rats when the jobless rat leapt on to the turn-table and hit the record with its front paws and hea...

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Houston Astros In Last Place - Players Asking To Be Traded

Funny story: Houston Astros In Last Place - Players Asking To Be Traded

HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are presently Major League Baseball's worst team with a horrific record of 34-67. Sports Territory Magazine reporter Hiawatha Pamplona recently visited with Houston's top pitcher, Bud Norris at The Davy Crockett Barbec...

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Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just broken the news that Adele and Cheryl Cole will soon be going into the recording studio to record a song that was written especially for them by Paul McCartney. Seacrest said that Cheryl called him up and told...

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Jeter moves ahead of baseball legend Girardi with historic bunt

Funny story: Jeter moves ahead of baseball legend Girardi with historic bunt

NEW YORK, New York--Manager Joe Girardi claims he wasn't aware of the historical implications of a managerial move he made Tuesday night in a 6-5 loss to the Oakland A's. With none out in the 9th and two on base, Girardi called on the all-time Yan...

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Dead or Alive to re-release You Spin Me Round

Funny story: Dead or Alive to re-release You Spin Me Round

Dead or Alive, the popular beat combo from the 1980s released several songs, but the only song people remember is You Spin me Right Round Like a Record Baby. Having recently fallen on hard times (Pete Burns spent all of the band's profits on cosme...

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Actors to be CRB checked

Funny story: Actors to be CRB checked

A new government ruling means that from the first of May, all actors who appear with children on television or in films, will have to undergo a CRB check before being allowed to start filming. "We're going to have to incorporate it into the castin...

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CRB Check now required to rent videos

Funny story: CRB Check now required to rent videos

Not content with requiring three different bills with an address, a passport, driving licence, birth certificate, marriage certificate, a letter from your mum and a valid credit card, the big two video rental agencies are now going to require a Crimi...

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Chris Moyles Sets Record

Funny story: Chris Moyles Sets Record

Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has got his name in the record books after hosting his 2 hour show without insulting anyone in the process. Since his career took off in 1997, Moyles has offended amongst others John Peel, Dr Fox, single mothers, female...

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Pig Wins Three Peaks Race

Funny story: Pig Wins Three Peaks Race

Everyone knows how versatile an animal the pig is. He's very tasty, for a start, a very clean animal too, but also very intelligent. They make great pets, and if you train them they will even pick the kids up from school, leaving you to enjoy doing...

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Lost Version Of Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Freebird' Found.

Funny story: Lost Version Of Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Freebird' Found.

A long lost recording of Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Freebird' was uncovered at an undisclosed Alabama address yesterday. The track, thought to be the original recording, comes in at just under two weeks and thirty five minutes. Wade Gurber, music histor...

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Susan Boyle Has Criminal Record

Funny story: Susan Boyle Has Criminal Record

Police today raided the home of Britain's Got Talent's fragile superstar Susan Boyle in Blackburn, Scotland, not the scabby one in Lancashire with a crap football team. In a dramatic dawn raid, a police officer emerged to inform waiting paparazzi...

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Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

Funny story: Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

The entertainment world was thrown into raptures today when former leader of the LibDems, Ming Campbell and teenage heartthrob of the late 19th century Max Bygraves announced their collaboration on a CD of new songs entitled "Ming alonga...

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French Recording Has Satanic Message

Funny story: French Recording Has Satanic Message

PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.

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Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Funny story: Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Record company executives are desperately trying to get their hands on the download data for Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' Album, released on the internet late last year.

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Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

Funny story: Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...

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Most Records Broken Since Records Began

Funny story: Most Records Broken Since Records Began

More records have been broken in the last month than since records began, the National Office for Breaking revealed yesterday. 'July was a record breaking month for breaking records' said NOB represenative Keith Quigley, 'quite a few reco...

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Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

Funny story: Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising move, recording giant Columbia signed a hefty contract with rap group The Johnson 5 from Kingston, Jamaica.

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