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Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Funny story: Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Two new stories about Melania Trump are converging to rock the Trump empire, this is after Donald Trump's failed presidential campaign has already severely damaged the family brand. First the real shocker. Meyer Hallsy of Cryosphere Reanimators...

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New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

Funny story: New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

Wolfsburg, Germany - Roundly criticized for selling cars that cheat on environmental emissions tests, Volkswagen AG is fighting to win its reputation back. The company has introduced a new model that can lie, cheat and scheme without getting ca...

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Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Funny story: Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Tokyo - The largest recall in automotive history has left auto-parts fabricator Takata holding the bag… Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags. Problem is, the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs, whenever the weath...

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GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Funny story: GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Millions of GM car owners got a big surprise in their mailbox this week, a recall notice informing them that their, Caprice, Colbart, Corvair, Vega, Chevette, Corvette, Trailblazer, Suburban, Yukon, Malibu or any other GM car ever made is a death tra...

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Car Maker Recalls 13,000 Pickup Trucks

Funny story: Car Maker Recalls 13,000 Pickup Trucks

YOKOHAMA, Japan - Reports coming from the home office of one of the world's largest automakers is that Japanese manufacture Missan is sending out 13,000 recall notices. The recall notices were sent out due to the fact that 13,000 2014 Missan Coman...

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Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

Funny story: Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...

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NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

Funny story: NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...

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The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

Funny story: The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...

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RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

Funny story: RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...

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Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies! Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

Funny story: Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies! Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

If you sit your daughter down to a plate of delicious, nutritious peas, and she begins crying like you just told her Yo Gabba Gabba was cancelled, it might be because they are ripping young Becky's delicate mouth tissue to shreds. The Pictsweet Co...

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Toyoda Hit with Rash of Sudden Deceleration Complaints

Funny story: Toyoda Hit with Rash of Sudden Deceleration Complaints

WASHINGTON DC - The US Department of Transportation has received numerous complaints from Toyoda owners claiming sudden deceleration concerns. The majority of the complaints state that the car stalls without warning when its fuel gauge shows empty.

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BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

Funny story: BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel. A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the...

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Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Funny story: Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco. The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...

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Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

Funny story: Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

IN A NOVEL MOVE to speed repairs and restore consumer confidence, engineers have designed a low tech fix for the high tech problems in Toyota's electronic acceleration and braking systems that have plagued over 8 million of its vehicles. "We call...

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FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

Funny story: FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Burger Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus b...

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Auto Maker May Drive Up Traffic Fatalities

Funny story: Auto Maker May Drive Up Traffic Fatalities

TORRANCE, CA - An additional 440,000 vehicles are being added to a November recall to repair a potential defect in airbag inflation systems, said the Hond-America Motor Company Friday. The recall includes driver-side airbags in some 2001-02 Hond-...

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Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

Funny story: Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Two "tainted lots" of a generic version of propofol, a powerful sedative and anesthetic used by pop icon Michael Jackson before his death, have been recalled by the drug maker. The Los Angeles Times indicated police found the drug...

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Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Hyperbarics R Us, the manufacturers of the oxygenated chambers designed to prolong human life, have issued a product recall. All consumers who purchased a hyperbaric chamber product between 1990 and 1999, are asked to contact the manufacturer so...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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