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Funny story:  Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...
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Funny story:  NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...
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Funny story:  The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...
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Funny story:  RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...
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Funny story:  Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies!  Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies! Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

If you sit your daughter down to a plate of delicious, nutritious peas, and she begins crying like you just told her Yo Gabba Gabba was cancelled, it might be because they are ripping young Becky's delicate mouth tissue to shreds. The Pictsweet Co...
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Funny story:  Toyoda Hit with Rash of Sudden Deceleration Complaints

Toyoda Hit with Rash of Sudden Deceleration Complaints

WASHINGTON DC - The US Department of Transportation has received numerous complaints from Toyoda owners claiming sudden deceleration concerns. The majority of the complaints state that the car stalls without warning when its fuel gauge shows empty.
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Funny story:  BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel. A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the...
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Funny story:  Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco. The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...
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Funny story:  Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas

IN A NOVEL MOVE to speed repairs and restore consumer confidence, engineers have designed a low tech fix for the high tech problems in Toyota's electronic acceleration and braking systems that have plagued over 8 million of its vehicles. "We call...
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Funny story:  FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Burger Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus b...
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Funny story:  Auto Maker May Drive Up Traffic Fatalities

Auto Maker May Drive Up Traffic Fatalities

TORRANCE, CA - An additional 440,000 vehicles are being added to a November recall to repair a potential defect in airbag inflation systems, said the Hond-America Motor Company Friday. The recall includes driver-side airbags in some 2001-02 Hond-...
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Funny story:  Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Two "tainted lots" of a generic version of propofol, a powerful sedative and anesthetic used by pop icon Michael Jackson before his death, have been recalled by the drug maker. The Los Angeles Times indicated police found the drug...
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Funny story:  Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Hyperbarics R Us, the manufacturers of the oxygenated chambers designed to prolong human life, have issued a product recall. All consumers who purchased a hyperbaric chamber product between 1990 and 1999, are asked to contact the manufacturer so...
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Funny story:  Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall. The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...
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Funny story:  Big Chevy Auto Recall

Big Chevy Auto Recall

Gainesville, Florida citizen "Big Chevy" Chase Henderson told friends that he had always been a Chevy man, while sitting in New Bob's Cafe drinking coffee, Saturday. "Back in 1955 I bought me a brand spanking new blue and white Chevrolet Bel Air.
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Funny story:  Chinese Candy Recalled After Reports of some Bursting into Flame

Chinese Candy Recalled After Reports of some Bursting into Flame

A beloved Chinese candy is being pulled from world markets because some of it has caught fire when exposed to sunlight or air. The "Chairman Mao Happy Bunny Fun Drops" which also go by the name "People's Republic Productivity Reward Sweet Treats...
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Funny story:  Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Dearer reader, Because we have been away from each other for so long (Abcess makes the hard on grow harder) I cannot help but hurt from wonder if you recall the previous 19 chapters of the gross buster and the coup de grass baby angel. Will it be worth your precious time to plumb the dark depths of this sequel . . . or will you just join us in Chapter 20 and say the Buster Fuckhead (see Ch 1) with...
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Funny story:  Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Recall, if you will, a pan shot - the camera moving slowly and surely across a plate of fancies in a Boston tea shop. The light slants in at an angle, bisecting the angel cakes as the face of Katherine Hepburn looms into view like a Spanish omelette. The camera now zooms in on her mouth as she takes a bite from a mini-roll - the camera, it seems, is moving towards those lips. Now it's insid...
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