John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals.
The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side.
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Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council.
"Not only did who ever did it ignore the pick-up day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the m...
After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler.
Purchased not quite a decade ago to help combat the daily shedding of our Golden Retriever, at outrageous cost, the st...
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