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Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

London - The veteran alien pathologist has only just completed Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky's autopsy and will lead a NCIS-style morgue team probing the dead despot's remains according to Our-Man-At-The-Cold-Marble-Slab in Barking, Isle of Dogs.
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Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Berezovsky postmortem

Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Berezovsky postmortem

London - His 1995 documentary remains the X-files industry's benchmark statement on extraterrestrial carve-ups on a pathologist's examination table. This morning fans of Santilli's medical procedures demanded that he be put in charge of Boris Bere...
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Funny story: Woman claims 'alien autopsy' studio offered her free breast implant removal

Woman claims 'alien autopsy' studio offered her free breast implant removal

London - "Well, it's a lot closer to the Isle of Dogs than bloomin' Venezuela," was an octogenarian London pensioner's explanation in accepting the free, radical op. Today the offer from a London film studio where the infamous 1995 'alien autopsy'...
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Funny story: Ray Santilli to challenge Jackson RIP pix claims

Ray Santilli to challenge Jackson RIP pix claims

Los Angeles - 'Evidence' from the alien autopsy footage forger who reckoned Princess Diana 'faked' her own death may be heard at last in the Conrad Murray trial. Today's editorial in LA FaghagSlagMag celebwatch magazine cites depositions filed by...
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Funny story: Osama Autopsy Movie Discovered

Osama Autopsy Movie Discovered

London, England-- A grainy, black-and white film of Osama bin Laden's autopsy has just been discovered, according to producer Ray Santilli. The 17-minute movie shows an autopsy being performed in a tent by military doctors. The gruesome film will...
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Funny story: Santilli to perform second Moat autopsy

Santilli to perform second Moat autopsy

Northumbria - (ET Mess): The fabled alien pathologist shot to fame after conducting a series of high profile post mortems on tragic alien celebs such as Princess Diana and Anna Nicole Smith. This week he has been hired by Raoul Moat's family to pe...
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Funny story: Santilli to issue Ted Kennedy autopsy video

Santilli to issue Ted Kennedy autopsy video

Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Master mortician Ray Santilli is to publish his Ted Kennedy autopsy video amid concerns the Massachussetts senator was an alien hybrid. The Roswell specialist reckons he has proof that Rose FitzGerald Kennedy's...
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Funny story: Santilli autopsy findings awaited at Jackson morgue

Santilli autopsy findings awaited at Jackson morgue

Los Angeles - (Alien Ass Mess): Fabled alien autopsy specialist Ray Santilli hopes to add Michael Jackson to his tally of extraterrestrial post-mortems having already cleaned up with Anna Nicole Smith and Jade Goody. Santilli flew last night into...
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Funny story: Ray Santilli alien autopsy footage 'hid Barack Obama's Roswell birth'

Ray Santilli alien autopsy footage 'hid Barack Obama's Roswell birth'

Groom Lake, Nevada - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Retro-engineered footage of Ray Santilli's seminal Area 51 alien autopsy video has uncovered Barack Obama's birth secrets according to SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - organization sour...
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Funny story: Ray Santilli to perform Joerg Haider autopsy

Ray Santilli to perform Joerg Haider autopsy

Carinthia - (DUI? Mess): Renowned post mortem specialist Ray Santilli has rushed to Vienna to conduct an autopsy on former Austrian far-right wingnut and Tony Blair lookalike Joerg Haidar who died in a car accident this weekend. Colleagues of Haid...
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Funny story: Ray Santilli defends UK TV Diana autopsy film

Ray Santilli defends UK TV Diana autopsy film

London - (Ass Mess): Alien Autopsy movie maker Ray Santilli has defended UK broadcaster Channel 4's decision to show an hour long documentary into Princess Diana's autopsy as "crucial to the scientific inderstanding of how this species e...
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Funny story: Ray Santilli supremely confident on Anna Nicole autopsy verdict

Ray Santilli supremely confident on Anna Nicole autopsy verdict

Florida - (ReUterus): A press statement issued by alien autopsy film maker Ray Santilli has said he is 'supremely confident' that his Anna Nicole Smith findings will be vindicated by Joshua Perpetrator, Broward County Medical Examiner.
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Funny story: Ray Santilli's Anna Nicole Smith autopsy video imminent

Ray Santilli's Anna Nicole Smith autopsy video imminent

Fort Lauderdale - (DissassoCIAted Press): Ray Santilli is to publish his own autopsy probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith after mass protests of an official cover-up by the Florida authorities about the starlet's mysterious death last month.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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