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Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners Company is proud to announce that Jessica Simpson has agreed to be its new corporate spokesperson. Jessica was interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and said that she was positi...

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Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

Funny story: Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes. The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-Ă -Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippit...

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Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

Funny story: Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is concerned that he may be having to shell out some big bucks due to a couple of lawsuits that have been filed against him. One lawsuit contends that Bieber spat on his neighbor because he complained that Bieber's thre...

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Montana Says No To Beer

Funny story: Montana Says No To Beer

HELENA, Montana - The Montana state legislature has just passed a law that prohibits the drinking of beer anywhere within the state. Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] said that he and other senators had received hundreds of complaints late...

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Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

Funny story: Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...

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Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

Funny story: Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...

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Taylor Swift Shocked At The Zac Efron Marriage Rumors

Funny story: Taylor Swift Shocked At The Zac Efron Marriage Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift was sitting in her luxurious suite at The Mrs. Teddy Roosevelt Hotel in West Hollywood when she heard a comment on one of the local radio stations. The disc jockey had said that country music artist Taylor Swift and movi...

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Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - There were no fancy limos in the driveway, no expensive designer dresses to be admired, and no fancy-smelling fragrances imported from the most expensive perfume shops in Paris. But there were lots of "Howdies," "Evenin' Ma'a...

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Justin Bieber's Mother Buys Him A Ranch In Wyoming For His 17th Birthday

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mother Buys Him A Ranch In Wyoming For His 17th Birthday

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Well it looks like Justin Bieber will now have a place where he can keep the birthday present he received from Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. The two teen queens bought their best friend Justin a Shetland pony for his 17th birthday. And although Justin was thrilled beyond belief to receive the little horse named "Little Fella" he was faced with the problem of where to keep...

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Jesse James and Kat Von D Purchase A Ranch In South Texas and Name It The Blue Tattoo Ranch

Funny story: Jesse James and Kat Von D Purchase A Ranch In South Texas and Name It The Blue Tattoo Ranch

SAN ANTONIO - Two of the most tattooed individuals in the entire country, Jesse James and Kat Von D, have just become the proud owners of a 3,000 acre working cattle ranch 40 miles south of San Antonio. The ranch which formerly belonged to San Ant...

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Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...

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