Washington DC - In what's been described as her very own 'Don't Cry For Me, Argentina' moment Hillary's resignation after four years of running the State Department comes with the sure-fire sweetener of the US's top diplomatic posting to London.
Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants.
Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...
BILLINGSGATE POST - On the final day of 2012 Summer Games, the USA Team, comprised of four members of the elite Chicago Vice Lords, shocked the sports world by defeating the Mayhem Relay Team of Kabul, said to be responsible for over 900 deaths of bo...
Baraboo,Wi-Sargent Fred Bekopski sits in his patrol car on a bluff above the Wisconsin River and surveys the plains below through night vision googles, a cup of coffee by his side, the static of the police scanner in the background. It's a lonely vig...
CHICAGO - Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel jumped to the defense of Bill Daley, who had announced this week his resignation as President Obama's chief of staff after having served in that role for just over a year.
Emanuel, who had himself served as Pre...
Oh, you thought it was just the "gobble, gobble" kind? Think again!
After he completed the traditional White House pardoning of two turkeys of the animal variety this week, President Obama confided to friends that he was forcing himself to pardo...
Former White House Chief of Staff, ballet dancer, Mossad Agent and potty mouthed politician Rahm Emanuel did what the former Daley Family, both father and son. couldn't accomplish in 46 years, return Chicago to the 1930's...in just two weeks!
Elec...
Bristol - (RIPizza Stuff): Patrons at a Clitfon Triangle drinking establishment are all agog at latest twists in the Vincent Tabak case.
Rumors that the Jo Yeates accused is really a Mossad high flier have surfaced once more in the Bristol Ram pub...
HOLLYWOOD - With word coming out of Chicago last week, that the Illinois Supreme Court voted 7-0 in favor of Rahm Emanuel's unwavering claims of in-town residency, the former erstwhile mayoral candidate of the Second City is now back on board as a new and improved, ready-for-full-time, play along for real, totally legit candidate for that burg's highest profile-like public office.
(Not counting...
HOLLYWOOD - Have no fear Mr. and Mrs. Concerned Chicagoland Citizen, and greater Cook County lost ships at sea.
Even though, your erstwhile, almost, but not quite, fearless leader, Rahm Emanuel's bid for the top dog, Chi-Town mayoral prize has apparently met with a major it-can bump in the road, due to his untimely failure to satisfy certain have to be there residency requirements, the longti...
An unrepentant Rahm Emanuel, seemingly denied his rightful ascension to the Chicago mayoral throne, claims that his write in candidacy will trump any legal proclamations to the contrary saying, "The will of the people, both dead and alive will preva...
Rahm Emanuel's Chicago Family has reportedly 'gone to the mattresses' after two of three appellate court judges ruled his mayoral bid is bogus due to residency requirements!
Emanuel, former Chicago Underboss and US senator, who went on to Washingt...
CHICAGO - Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel officially began his never in doubt quest to become Chicago's next mayor with a stunning hit-the-floor-gunning debut last Saturday before a seemingly wide awake throng of supporters shoehorned...
Langley, Va - (Shoo-in Bomber Mess): A massive great big Xmas bonus awaits the Vatican head of counter-antiterrorism CIA top brass said this weekend.
Second only to '25 years of George W Bush sobriety' theories the 'Yemeni Al Qaeda' Chicago synago...
Fish mongers couldn't keep up with demand it was noted today, and issues of the Chicago Tribune were hard to find as Mayoral Candidate Rahm Emanuel continues to send out 'personal gift wrapped messages' to all those intent on opposing him in the up...
While it is true that Peter Rouse has taken over for Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff, there are rumors floating about the White House that it is Michael Moore and not Rouse who is now running the show for our President.
Moore has been t...
A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, "I did not have sex with that man!"...
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow.
The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...