New York - The President of Ecuador picked up the scent of the ScotsGnats Leader's ripening sunny-side uppers during a UN hog roast in honor of FIFA.
And now he's got Scottish eggnog all over his face.
Sturgeon, on a four day fat-finding missio...
Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel.
The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...
New York - A cartoon of New York Mayor Bill de Blasio sporting demonic canine eyes has appeared on the Ecuadorian president's website marking the country's National Pet Appreciation Day.
De Blasio, 69, is portrayed as a demented Scottish Terrier l...
New York - "Sure left a nasty taste in the mouth," aides of Rafael Correa said today as a NYC lawsuit alleged the Basic Instinct actress chickened out of promoting Ecuador's latest PR scam.
Stone was hired via a New York agent to poke her hands i...
Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Is this some sort of crackpot April Fools stunt dreamt up by the Skull And Bones Club?" a leading professor of law asked today as the 9 April speaking engagement was announced.
The private booking has rattled many a fi...
Washington DC - US Vice President Biden has phoned President Rafael Correa to ask him about stuff in the Edward Snowden case.
"As you know, President Correa," Veep Joe explained to the baffled Ecuadorean leader, "with President Barack Obama curren...
Quito - (AssoCIAted Mess): Up-and-coming Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association wannabe Rafael Correa has tested DNA positive as yet another bastard son of ex-President George W Bush.
The 36 year-old former KGB smack dealer was secretly swabbed down...
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