What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons?
Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...
Washington - US Secret Service director Julia Pierson has quit her job after a raccoon ran riot in the White House and marked the Lincoln Bedroom with its anal scent glands.
Pierson had been criticised for not having taken the raccoon threat serio...
"No way to treat a lady," the startled raccoon complained.
She continued, "I was just stocking up on some manicure and pedicure supplies and minding my own business when some dames, clutching boxes of beauty supplies, started screeching at the si...
The Look of the Yearbook has noted that dark circles around eyes has made a comeback of sorts. Women around the world have begun to sport the look, which is accomplished in one of three ways: taking a stick of charcoal, sharpening the end, and coating it with olive oil, and then gently applying from the nose to the outer end of the eye, top and bottom. Or they get some lampblack, mix the lampblack...
PUXICO, MO- Last weekend a Puxico resident noticed peculiar behavior among some of the furry critters that live on his farm. The raccoons were displaying signs of increased aggression, momentary fatigue, and a lack of hygiene. The local wildlife serv...
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors.
But where some see a menace, entertainer Lady Ga...
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