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Funny story: Shocking Winner for Best Hipster Facial Hair Announced

Shocking Winner for Best Hipster Facial Hair Announced

At the annual Hipster Facial Hair Contest, thousands of hipsters came together to vote on the facial hair that does the best job of effortlessly making the unattractive be attractive. In the past, typical hipster celebrities, like Michael Cera with h...
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Funny story: France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Today France's Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book "Forty Jewish Meditations' and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first comment was "I hope that this doesn't hinder Anthony Weine...
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Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...
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Funny story: Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Hello. of the grey sunken cunt of the world a woebegotten sundered. I am sorry. Hello. People often ask me what it is that keeps me happy. What is it, Rabbi, they say? You are always so cheerful. Is it your faith alone keeps you joyful? Why yes, I reply, my faith is my bedrock, of redrock, or sandstone. A dead rock, for a headstone. Heavy, sweet, wild perfume. Then the years, and the piss-st...
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Funny story: Church of England to ordain Rabbis

Church of England to ordain Rabbis

In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...
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Funny story: Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion. Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...
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Funny story: Rabbi Lionel Blue speaks

Rabbi Lionel Blue speaks

Hello John, Hello Sue, Hello Billy, Hello Bobby, Hello Readers. I was watching the Olympic Games last night and realised that there are three medal positions. I thought to myself, this must be because they are unsure who the winner of an Olympic Game is, so they give three out just, as the Irish would say, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure. The Olympic Games are really great for sport. They...
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Funny story: Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
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