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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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Priest's Sobriety Brings An End To Many "Just for the guys" Jokes

Funny story: Priest's Sobriety Brings An End To Many "Just for the guys" Jokes

Many of the off-color and often crude jokes told by men exclusively to other men came under threat today when the anonymous priest mentioned in a majority of the jokes entered rehab for alcohol addiction. Father X, who entered a substance abuse...

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France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Funny story: France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Today France's Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book "Forty Jewish Meditations' and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first comment was "I hope that this doesn't hinder Anthony Weine...

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Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...

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Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Funny story: Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Hello. of the grey sunken cunt of the world a woebegotten sundered. I am sorry. Hello. People often ask me what it is that keeps me happy. What is it, Rabbi, they say? You are always so cheerful. Is it your faith alone keeps you joyful? Why yes, I reply, my faith is my bedrock, of redrock, or sandstone. A dead rock, for a headstone. Heavy, sweet, wild perfume. Then the years, and the piss-st...

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Church of England to ordain Rabbis

Funny story: Church of England to ordain Rabbis

In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...

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Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Funny story: Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion. Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...

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Rabbi Lionel Blue speaks

Funny story: Rabbi Lionel Blue speaks

Hello John, Hello Sue, Hello Billy, Hello Bobby, Hello Readers. I was watching the Olympic Games last night and realised that there are three medal positions. I thought to myself, this must be because they are unsure who the winner of an Olympic Game is, so they give three out just, as the Irish would say, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure. The Olympic Games are really great for sport. They...

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Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Funny story: Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...

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