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Funny story: Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

In a modest statement from Tom Brady, he says he may well be the greatest ever at his NFL position. Most people think Brady is still upset at being fined $10,000 for kicking a Baltimore Ravens player. "These guys go beyond trying to defeat you...
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Funny story: In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL has finally realized that it has to do something to stop the growing number of quarterback injuries. A representative for the NFL stated that so far this year we have seen quarterback injuries to Minnesota Vikings' Christi...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...
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Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

INDIANAPOLIS - The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Colts, James Orsay, has informed the team coaches and players that he is considering changing the team name. Orsay stated that he really and truly feels that the time is ripe to inject a new tea...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...
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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers had no problem beating the Washington Redskins who are now winless in their first two games. Rodgers had a phenomenal day as he passed for 480 yards and threw 4 touchdown passes as the Packers beat the Redskins 38...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...
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Funny story: The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started. But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block. A front off...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers have just done something that no other NFL team in recent memory has ever done. They have just cut four quarterbacks, B.J. Coleman, Vince Young, Derek Mango, and Hunter Dillstromdinger and are now left with only o...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

GREEN BAY - Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was back in Green Bay visiting one of his uncles. He was asked by Ambrose Appomattox, a reporter with The Turnstile Review, if he knew that the Packers had just released four of their te...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride. He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the...
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Funny story: Washington Redskins' Robert Griffin III Fined For Wearing An Unauthorized Shirt

Washington Redskins' Robert Griffin III Fined For Wearing An Unauthorized Shirt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The regular season hasn't even started yet and Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin, III, has already been hit with two fines. Griffin was caught wearing an unauthorized shirt during warmups prior to a preseason game and he was f...
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Funny story: A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...
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Funny story: New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will be competing with four other players for the starting quarterback position. It was five until Tim Tebow was released due to the fact that the Jets organization could no longer handle the e...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

NEW YORK CITY - One of the happiest men in America is Tim Tebow who has just been granted his freedom by being released by the NFL Jets of New York. It was no secret that Tebow was brought in with the hope of revitalizing the down trodden spirits...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo. King Jerry I, has just given Ton...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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