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Funny story: Higgs Bozo Found

Higgs Bozo Found

The interdisciplinary science of Quantum Genetics has discovered a special type of Bozo called Higgs. Believed to be the most stupid person on earth, he was found cleaning the toilets at a fast food outlet in the US. What makes him so remarkable i...
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Funny story: Curiosity Kills Rover

Curiosity Kills Rover

The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, the National Aeronautic and Space Agency reports. Physicists have not yet classified the particle that killed Curiosity, but photos NASA received shortly before he...
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Funny story: Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

CERN Scientists are red-faced today when it was revealed that the bumps in the data of the two colliders that were thought to be the Higgs Boson turned out to be somebody dropping a cup of coffee in the analysis lab above the particle accelerator.
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Funny story: Quantum Mechanic Researchers Discover Time Runs Backward!

Quantum Mechanic Researchers Discover Time Runs Backward!

Dateline Bern, Switzerland, day after tomorrow: Quantum researchers exploring the bizarre world of "string theory", "quantum entanglements", "replicating clothes hangers" , "single socks" and other unexplained phenomenon which A.Einstein will one day...
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Funny story: Hadron collider in major collision!

Hadron collider in major collision!

The so-called Large Hadron Collider, buried deep underground somewhere in Switzerland finally proved its worth yesterday when at 4.21 pm in the afternoon (GMT) it collided with a large hadron. A loud cheer rang through the echoing caverns - this w...
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Funny story: Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...
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Funny story: Cosmologist proves existence of God

Cosmologist proves existence of God

It's long been considered gospel among scientists that God has no role in the measurement and description of phenomena, but a discovery by a cosmologist and his quantum mechanics at the University of Göthersleben has changed that forever. 'We were...
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Funny story: Researchers Create World's Smallest Image of Rob Pattinson!

Researchers Create World's Smallest Image of Rob Pattinson!

PALO ALTO, CA (SFO) - When university researchers set out to create the world's smallest image of Rob Pattinson, they ended up setting a record for the smallest image ever, said an assistant professor of physics for the university who directed the wo...
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Funny story: Physicists "Had Enough of Quantum Physics"

Physicists "Had Enough of Quantum Physics"

Despite the excitement being generated in some quarters by the Large Hadron Collider, the Internationaler Symposion Von Quantum Physic which took place in nearby Geneva this week declared in a statement to the press "Bugger quantum theory. Bugger it.
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Funny story: Scientists create strange particle - reality changes

Scientists create strange particle - reality changes

MOSCOW - Secret scientist source, Dr. Beardskyichobich reports that life as we knew it ended on Earth one year ago when scientists here created a strange particle. Using a trillion trillion trillion electron mega volts, (obtained by stringing Chine...
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Funny story: Schrodinger's dark history revealed!

Schrodinger's dark history revealed!

Langley, Virginia - In recently declassified documents, obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, a dark chapter in America's nuclear history has been revealed. In the famous experiment of Dr. Erwin Schrodinger, he proposed a theory to help...
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Funny story: Unbreakable Cryptography Broken

Unbreakable Cryptography Broken

Boffins at the Schmitt Institute, Berlin announced that they have broken the Unbreakable Quantum Cryptography system set up by rival educational institution, the Schmitt Academy, also Berlin. "After analysing the output from their 200 kilometre fi...
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Funny story: Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT

Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT

According to Britney Spears' agent in Hollywood, the starlet has decided to give up acting and performing for other academic pursuits.
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Funny story: God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...
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