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Funny story:  Ron and Fred on Quantitative Easing

Ron and Fred on Quantitative Easing

It's another afternoon at The Red Lion pub. Ron and Fred are already into their second pint at 'their' table. FRED: You gonna be in this evening at 'ome, Ron? RON: Yeah, avin a night in t'night I am. Why? FRED: My son's poppin' raand t' see me later so I'll get 'im t' drop your ladder back in 'is car. RON: No rush, mate. FRED: Well, I've finished the ceilin' and the walls ov me kitchen...
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope. "When we print more money,"...
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Funny story:  Palace numerologists wrong about QE2 RIP date says Hellfire Club CEO

Palace numerologists wrong about QE2 RIP date says Hellfire Club CEO

London - The Governor of the Bank of England has rubbished Palace predictions about the Queen's imminent death. Top Hellfire Club number cruncher Mervyn King blamed the ubiquitous QE2 nickname in a City speech at crunchtime - er...lunchtime! - tod...
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Funny story:  Money begins to fall from sky

Money begins to fall from sky

It's begun to rain money. Huge piles of notes have begun to form across the UK. No-one really knows what is going on, but it is believed that a special Bank of England plan, codenamed 'Project Christ' has swung into operation. Current thinking is...
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Funny story:  Bank of England to print billions of Euros to aid Pound

Bank of England to print billions of Euros to aid Pound

The Bank of England has announced that it is going to print 700 billion Euros in order to devalue the once worthless currency which will soon be worth more than the pound. The currency will be shipped over to the continent and dumped on Dunkirk b...
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Funny story:  Darling to pocket £1.7m from quantitative easing pot

Darling to pocket £1.7m from quantitative easing pot

Alistair Darling will personally receive £1.69 million from the Bank of England's quantitative easing slush money pot. After it was announced the Bank of England would create £75 billion worth of funds from thin air and the Treasury cleared a tota...
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Funny story:  Cable: "I had time machine"

Cable: "I had time machine"

Vince Cable revealed yesterday he pin-points his economic advice using a time machine. Arriving late at a Reform thinktank conference in the City yesterday, the Liberal Democrat chief honcho stated: "Even with my time machine, I couldn't defeat th...
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Funny story:  Darling to use RBS cash machines in quantitative easing

Darling to use RBS cash machines in quantitative easing

Alistair Darling is to start using RBS cash machines to put quantitative easing in place. The BBC's Robert Peston reports the Treasury is drawing up plans to pump more money into the economy through lucky cash machines. On average, according to...
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