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Funny story: Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...
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Funny story: Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...
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Funny story: Qatar awarded the Winter Olympics

Qatar awarded the Winter Olympics

Qatar have added to their winning of the World Cup with a remarkable win of the 2022 Winter Olympics. "We believe that Qatar will offer a new and exciting Winter Olympics," said Jurgen Jorgensen, chairperson of the Winter Olympic Committee. "Curre...
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Funny story: Qatar in the gutter

Qatar in the gutter

Doha - Shifty shaikhs feted by the Queen have denied FIFA bungs got them the World Cup. "We'd never dream of doshing up football's governing body," the head of Qatar Photocall - er...Protocol! - said today. "We just followed trusty diplomatic p...
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Funny story: FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

One of the main rivals to Sepp Blatter's FIFA Presidency has stated firmly that the world football governing body is not corrupt. Mohamed Bin Hammam, Qatari President of the Asian Football Federation, made the claim from his billion pound palace i...
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Funny story: Greedy Qatari Sheikha probed under US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act

Greedy Qatari Sheikha probed under US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act

Doha - The Qatari Emir's favorite wife has been fingered in a WikiLeaks expose demanding $280m from US energy giant Exxon to featherbed a pet hobby. Big Oil sources immediately responded by offering Sheikha Mozzad bint Nasser Al Missned their prof...
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Funny story: 'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...
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Funny story: Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their £...
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Funny story: FIFA asks to swap London 2012 Olympics for 2022 Qatar World Cup

FIFA asks to swap London 2012 Olympics for 2022 Qatar World Cup

In a dramatic turnaround over who hosts which tournament, Sepp Blatter, FIFA dictator spoke with Lord Coe, Baron of the Olympics, this weekend to discuss re-scheduling the Olympics and upcoming 2022 World Cup. Blatter said Qatar is too hot in Summ...
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Funny story: Rumour that Man Utd. To Fold Tent and Move to Qatar Worst News Since Christmas Weather Forecast!

Rumour that Man Utd. To Fold Tent and Move to Qatar Worst News Since Christmas Weather Forecast!

A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford! "It's not su...
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Funny story: FIFA$ Pre$ident $tar Trek Blatter, taking football to new frontier$, criticised by Ian Holloway and Mick McCarthy!

FIFA$ Pre$ident $tar Trek Blatter, taking football to new frontier$, criticised by Ian Holloway and Mick McCarthy!

FIFA$ $tar Trek HQ, Qatar: When ruling footballing body FIFA, gave the tournament to the Arab state Qatar, despite its lack of stadia, infrastructure and footballing pedigree, $tar Trek Blatter was taking football it to new frontiers! During the...
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Funny story: Falkland Islands to bid for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Falkland Islands to bid for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Port Stanley, Falkland Islands - With Qatar winning the 2022 bid, a nation state that has never qualified for the footballing world cup finals in FIFAs 80 history, it means that the Falkland Islands has a chance to win. With FIFA hell bent on tak...
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Funny story: Qatari Sheikha's DNA under the microscope amid human/dinosaur hybrid fears

Qatari Sheikha's DNA under the microscope amid human/dinosaur hybrid fears

Doh! Ha! - (Empty Quarter): Scientists are baffled. The genetic code of the wife of one of the world's richest men has sent shockwaves among paleontology's cryptozoologists. Sheikha Mozzah's DNA has been traced to mutant human/dinosaur remains...
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Funny story: Dodgy Qatari ruler's relatives dumped from BA flight

Dodgy Qatari ruler's relatives dumped from BA flight

Milan, Italy - (Ass Mess): Spoilt brat Qatari princesses, relatives of dodgy Emir Shaikh Hamad who is trying to buy up UK food retailer Sainsbury's, were today thrown off a London-bound BA plane after throwing a wobbly about seating arrangements.
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Funny story: Bankrupting Qatar's Shaikh Hamad

Bankrupting Qatar's Shaikh Hamad

Whitehall, SWi - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): MI6's favorite recreational drug is the adrenaline that soars through spooks' brains as they corrall and haul in badass dodgy Arab sheikhs on whirlwind shopping sprees buying up stolen assets from the B...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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