For the first time ever, the popular multi-ingrained, packed full of fibbers and chiggers website Facebook, is allowing users the chance to communicate with dead celebrities of the past. It is also encouraging all citizens to stand and deliver or the devil he may take ye. The move should bring about improved accessibility for Fatso Wong, increased rates for Susan's Boyle's and higher chances of d...
Odd business, barbers, and what they do.
What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing?
See now? I told you it was an odd business.
The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...
Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition.
The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
A rare species of pygmy shrew once thought extinct has been discovered thriving in the warmth and safety of comedy actor Robin Williams' hair.
The Mork and Mindy actor came to the attention of the scientific community when a topless beach photo of...
Speaking from inside the Yaoundé Intel Basketball Arena in the capitol city of Cameroon, a spokesman for the Baka pygmy tribe addressed a gathering of American sports writers. The following is the verbatim transcript taken at that meeting.
The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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