Moscow - A judge today handed down stiff prison sentences of two years on Friday afternoon for three young women who staged a protest against Vladimir V. Putin in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior last February. They were jailed for hooliganism char...
England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France
The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...
After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "pussy"!
Andy, struggling t...
It has been discovered that there is a direct relationship between oral sex and cancer of the throat in pussies. Cats who enjoy a regular lick of their posterior are particularly sensitive to this form of cancer and it seems that human pussy lickers...
A jealous UK woman named Edna (name changed for legal reasons) was sure her hubby was having an affair with some strange pussy, who's name just happened to be Dolores, (name also changed, but not for legal reasons this time) who loves licking milky,...
Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy.
The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...
Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...
Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...
Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests.
Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being...
Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself.
As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...
A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...
Kabul, Afganistan - The Taliban leadership in Afganistan and Pakistan has taken a beating in the past few weeks and now with fewer of the old guard left a new more colorful leader appears to be stepping forward. The new supreme leader is named Hamed...
Pussy Galore, the former aide to criminal mastermind Auric Goldfinger, has revealed that she is no longer Boobies Galore also. The former buxom pilot admitted to having breast reduction surgery in her old age.
After Galore switched sides to help...
Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently.
The results were astounding here they are:
A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold!
B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...
It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...
Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...
GRIMSBY, Lincolnshire - Yes, yes, enough with the pussy jokes, already! But as a West Virginia Confederate in Queen Elizabeth's Court (or so I'd like to be), I cannot pass up this one last (right and I'm an Earl and I own this bar) pussy pre-dick-a-...
CATWICK, Yorkshire (TS.com) - Fire fighters and Emergency Medical Technicians responded to a call of "man down in Catwick," at just past 3:00 a.m. BST, Sunday.
Upon arriving at the home of Brigadier (retired) Sir James and Lady Cheryl Fentwinkle...